FUCK

That's me down there, except it's not actually me, but it's me in the way that it is me. Exxxactly.

xx, Opt!mus

Bromance (Cubism Remix) - Tim Berg I've always discarded Tim Berg's music, but this one's a dub remix, and to me, the wobbles restore all respect to the track with a hook that quickly became a cornerstone of the blurred weekends of one too many househeads. You better recognize.

Raise Your Weapon (Madeon Extended Remix) - Deadmau5 I don't know if it's the fact that at 16-years-old he's even younger than Earl Sweatshirt, or that he's French (French electro being my weakness), or that he dragged me over to the dark side of low-key Yelle-fanaticism, but  there's something about this prodigy of a producer that makes everything a bit more...Mad. Check it.

Got To Give It Up (Kill Them With Colour Remix) - Marvin Gaye Yeah, I know. You're fuckin' stoked. Didn't think you'd ever see the light of Marvin Gaye on SFP™ did you? Can you say doo-wop electro? Yesssum, and you very well should. And if you don't already know Kill Them With Colour from their KiD CuDi "Symphonies" remix, here's a taste of the classics: Colours (Original). KTWC-- yet another Canadian gem. 

Have A Cigar (Wick-it Remix) - Pink Floyd These next two tracks are remixes by Wick-it The Instigator, the same dude who brought us the dubstep remix of Charlie Sheen's 'Tiger Blood' interview. If you love Pink Floyd (which you do), this will take you back. And I mean all the way back. 

Get Ur Freak On (Wick-it Remix) - Missy Elliot A second "wicked" track from the complete other side of the gamut, or prism, for the sake of Pink Floyd (did I just reinvent an idiom? Think so.) Electronic hip-hop neva' hurt nobody.

Hi - Sound Remedy [Ft. Lily Allen] When I say "hi," what I really mean is "I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds...can you provide that...ummm...What's Your Name?" Get at me.

Sonora (Udachi Remix) - Johnny Love Grimies and not-so-gentlemen, I now present to you: Johnny Love. For a man who claims "the devil lives vicariously through [him]," you should already know and love him and all his personas. But in case you don't, here's a little taste of the not-quite-as-spicy side of his more recent project, DEATHFACE (Trouble & Bass, baby). +++

FUCK

OK, so maybe I don't actually fuck to these tunes...My bad but if you ever decide to, tell your partner DUBKING is sorry.

Anyways, Calvertron is one of my favorite artists and here are a few select tracks. If you are in need of absolute filthy bass to the face, please indulge.

I'll Show You Bass - Calvertron & Figure

Kicking up Dirt (Calvertron Remix) - Jaimie Fanatic ft. Stemak

R U Ready? - Calvertron

Future Proof - Calvertron

Mochachos (Calvertron Remix) - Hostage

Blame Game (Calvertron Remix) - Kanye west

Antimatter - Downlink ft. Depone - Pretty fuckin absurd track with Downlink droppin it as usual. May recognize it from the Datsik& Excision set at Ultra ;) 

Geisha - Cyberoptix - This is the track from the famous "how to dance to dubstep" video with the 2 little kids.... its pretty fuckin funny and i actually liked the song so for those who did as well, here it is.

And last but not least, the page with all your Jamaican influenced tune needs! Check this shit out!

Grimey shit sent to our DROPBOX:
the Haunted Windchimes - Find a door [boolean remix] **premaster** by boolean

And check out the big man, will ya?

Calvertron (teaser) from Aaron Lee Seldon on Vimeo.

AND DO IT AGAIN!

This is the official introduction of a new type of post to the site, "AND DO IT AGAIN!" So after you're done sleeping, fucking, and partying, you can let start the mischief all over again. This post will appear every so often when it is needed to interject some super DUB jamz into your life!

WARNING:

PLEASE, do NOT listen to this on SHIT ass headphones or earphones. EACH and EVERY one of these songs is hard as fuck with BASS that can kill children. If you want to rage to these, do so on large speakers or rle loud fucking headphones to get the full experience.

Love,

DUBKING.

Equinox - Skrillex

Personal Jesus (Goofee Remix) - Johny Cash

Touch O Klass - FS

Heavy Artillery - Excision ft. Downlink

Existence - Excision ft. Downlink

Biohazard - Downlink

Come Again - Dodge & Fuski

Rock That Body (Skrillex Mix) - Black Eyed Peas

Satisfaction (J.Rabbit remix) - Benny Benassi

Fuck Your Mum - F3tch

Wonderman (Bare Noize Remix) -Tinie Tempah ft. Ellie Goulding

Everyday - Rusko

Everyday (Netsky Remix) - Rusko

Harry (Bare Noize Remix) - Medison ft. Skrein

Fabrication - Emalkay

I Need a Doctor (Arion Dubstep Mix) - Dr. Dre ft. Skylar Grey

Filth - Dodge & Fuski

Guilt - Nero ft. Alana
In for the Kill (Skrillex Remix) - La Roux
Cinema (Skrillex Mix) - Skrillex

Thanks for the support, enjoy these outrageously powerful tracks!

-DUBKING

“Things We Lost in the Fire: An Opt!mus Gr!me Memoir of Ultra Music Festival ‘13”

Now that everything is quiet after the massacre, as it always is (except for the birds), it’s time to reflect on this humbling experience of bass, blood-boiling wompage, and grime. Here are a few things I learned this time around:

1. Every year, Deadmau5 sucks the same exact dick.
2. That dick is large, and veiny.
3.  If a naked girl has a seizure in front of you in the mainstage crowd, kindly step back about 2 feet. Ask someone not already covered in blood/semen to take off his/her shirt, put it in her mouth, and hold her head while some horny cholo trying to make it on TV under the headline “HERO!” rushes her (on rush poppers) to the paramedickks.
4. If your shirt says “WAKE THE FUCK UP” (RuskoÔ) like mine, wear it inside out to make it past “security” (ha!). Apparently such words offend all the “children” in the festival who are not already traumatized by the dudes beside them snorting [insert here].
5. When the beach ball or blow-up monkey lands on your head, play with it and push it up into the clouds for the next raver to enjoy. Do not say, “let’s break it!” and proceed to throw it on the ground while you smash it with your black converse that used to be orange until some buff dude has to pull it out from under your legs while everyone points at you and “whispers” to each other, “what the fuck was that?"
6. When you’re sitting on what used to be grass, waiting for the rest of your crew to catch up with you, pay attention to golf carts. An artist, say, maybe... oh, I don't know... SKRILLEX!, may be on one of those. A friend of mine spotted him on one and yes, I have to admit I raced after the cart like the animal that I am and straight up hugged the living dub out of him. He sped off to make a surprise appearance at Excision and Datsik’s set, but I still got to see his button earring up close and have his glasses smash against my face. And yeah, his voice is squeaky in person, too.



pit @ Skrillex, Day 2

7. If you're a girl, good luck throwing yourself into an all-male dubstep moshpit. I was the only chick in some. And I bled a little.
8. If you ask a hot betch for her VIP wristband after 11 p.m. so you can sneak into the lounge of utmost elitist glory, she will not give it to you. Such sluts keep those pieces of plastics as souvenirs of a time when they were physically seated above the filth they are covered in year-round. Ask a dude who looks like he hasn’t gotten laid in 2 years, and you’re golden. Worked for us: 
9. On Day 3 at 12:04 AM, the crowds will have vacated all stages, and once the DJs have died and the lights have evaporated, the debris of bottles and empty gel capsules brushed in white powder will start dancing when you’re gone.
10. And finally, when you’re making your way home on the metro and everyone starts collectively chanting, serenading a lost era when their lives meant more than stale "reality," and yelling questions, don’t mention viruses. Here is the official transcript of my metro experience:

Random guy #1: Who had a sick ass fuckin’ time at ULTRA!?

Metro: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Random guy #2: Who’s gonna go home and smoke some weed!?

Metro: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Random guy #3: Who wants to fuck a bitch in the ass!?

Metro: ...YAAAAAAAAA…!

Opt!mus Gr!me: Who went to ULTRA and got an STD!?

Three people: YEAH!...... wait, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Entire subway: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Random cholo: YOU got an STD!

Everyone: YEAH!

Got any ridiculous pics of UMF? Send them to SleepFckParty@gmail.com

Stay street, and see you again next year

O.G.

FUCK

This is Lazer Tits. She's a feminist and she wants to welcome you back to SFP™ after a small break wherein its editors took a stroll down over to the Grove cemetery where Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video was shot, dug up some corpses, seized their coffins, and went into a dark battery re-charge session. WE STILL KILL THE OLD WAY. Needless to say, we're back with ten times the bloody wompage and electrickk radness than before, and you didn't even think that was possible. You call this a zombie apocalypse? 

Raining (Extended) [feat. Sunsun]- Kaskade & Adam K Kaskade lovers rejoice! This track is HOT! Remember to pace yourself. +++

Kinetic (ATFC Remix) - Golden Girls Fun, freaky, fresh, and bubbly too. Something naked girls covered in molten 69 carat gold would run around to while you chase them and die. 

Run With Your Heart (Cuz Ima Tear It Out Remix) - Sleigh Bells SLEIGH BELLS, FTW! +++

Fear (High Rankin & Evolve or Die Remix) - Ian Brown Super passionate dub that sounds like robot rape. The male vocals and violin make it all better though. Promise.

Man On A Mission (Caligula Remix) - Tony C Three days ago, Caligula, Miami's best and only dubstep duo, had their EP (The Rise) release party @ Vagabond, and somebody actually showed up in one of these. Glory ensued. Anyway, here's something they remixed and released recently.

Stay street,

Opt!mus! Gr!me

P.S. This post is dedicated to Charlie Sheen, the god of the wicked, and a misunderstood genius of grime. Don't ever "normalize it, normalize it, boring stupid." And oh yeah, remember to always party hard enough to make Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them "look like droopy-eyed armless children!"

Barbra Streisand bangs Charlie Sheen (DJ MILES edit) by thedjmiles

PARTY

Machine Gun (16 Bit Remix) - Noisia Sweet little mix that'll get you over any stress! Fun bass to just sit there and go nuts to.

Fierce (Original Mix) - Dodge & Fuski Pretty ridiculously filthy mix. Go ahead and get you brain fucked by this track cuz its the sweetest rape it'll ever feel!

Voscillate (Roksonix Remix) - Flux Pavilion One of my personal fav. dub tracks; chill yet hard at the same time, don't know how its done but i guess its all you expect from a track originating with Flux Pavilion.

Winter Wind - Fytch ft. Carmen Forbes Fucking sick as hell. This is a dub track bound to get people bumpin'.

Patton Take 2 - Stereo Out Just missed a Rusko concert? Missed that sniper Head-shot? Listen to this angry little wobbly-bass adventure to get your head back in the game!

Beatbox from Hell

Incredible. The wobble-on-top was this comment: "You could probably give the best handjobs ever." True that, sonnn.

And enjoy this crazy fresh Afrojack shit. Just do it:
Ian Carey Feat. Bobby Anthony & Snoop Dogg - Last Night (Afrojack Remix) by Ministry of Sound

EMERGENCY DUBSTEP INJECTION OF IMPENDING DOOM

Today as I walked the Halls of Georgetown, I passed a particular fellow who was listening to "Dubstep". I was not satisfied with what I heard from outside the headphones and posed what I thought was a practical question..."How many baby seals has this track slaughtered?" This young man looked at me with a "what the fuck?!" stare... so I concluded,

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

It is for the sake of people like this I give you the EMERGENCY DUBSTEP INJECTION OF IMPENDING DOOM! (you don't sleep, fuck,or party to these...you kill shit)

All tracks below are absolutely,positively filthy. The fucking 4Chan of Dubstep.

Ouch - T Vicious

Paradize City - Evol Intent

Rock it Roll - Tim Healey vs. Calvertron

Bring the Bass Back - Calvertron

Kill Humans - Dubsidia

Jenova Project - Datsik

Mechano - Datsik (Culprate remix)

Cozza Frenzy - Bassnectar

Screw Face - Ruckus & Roke

Swagga - Excision & Datsik

The Future - Trolley Snatcha

We Rock the Forest - Trolley Snatcha

Your Dub Weakness - Jackinori

Scatta - Skrillex

BTW my boy Ikey F. just got on a track with MIMS... yea the rapper. If he gets 1000 DL's on iTunes he gets to be in a music video and meet a record label manager. Help Ikey's FUTURE its just 99 cents so don't be cheap, look up "convertible flow ft. Ikey" download it please! its a sick track.

FUCK

I know what you're thinking, "Holy shit, 10 tracks!? How the fuck am I supposed to fit all of these on one floppy disk!??" Well bitches, I've adopted a new vice...You like that shit? Yeah, you fucking love it. Check 'em all. I promise we won't give you AIDS (well, maybe). Either way, it's all grade-A, crème de la crème, OVERKILL.

 xx, Opt!mus Gr!me

and oh yeah, learn a lesson or three from Barbie. Bitch be crazy.

To The Future  (Pance Party Remix) - Boemklatsch feat. Princess Superstar Brand, brand new. "We should have sex in the future!"

Sensual Seduction (Skrillex Remix) - Snoop Dogg Wow. Shit's the greatest thing I've ever heard since this. It starts off smooth, sweet, reminiscent of the days of the Dogg, and then bam-- Skrillex blows it all back up in your face. Don't say we didn't warn you. +++

White Noise/Red Meat (Radio Edit) - Dada Life Dada Life. That's cliterally all I have to say. Yeah, that's my word, cliterally™.

Mind Dimension (The Bloody Beetroots Remix) - Tiga Ha! You missed the Beetroots! We did too. Incidentally, this one's also about the future.

Where Does Your Mind Go (U-Phonix Vocal Mix) - Beardyman My favorite. Don't you dare fast forward. It's an experience. 8x

Sunlight - Modestep So beautiful. It's that kind of dub that penetrates. Like Doctor P but smoother, ya dig?

Lucky Charms - A1 Bassline vs Kavs Rave There's really no way to verbalize the vocals in this one. It's like nuffin' you ever heard, sonnnn. 

Glaciers (Roksonix Remix) - Her Majesty and The Wolves Female vocals, FTW!

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS TRAPSTEP:
Rocko (Maybe Remix) - HEROES+VILLAINS "I tell her maybe if she cum I let her go."
Smashmouth - Heroes+Villains Ft FKi This one's all about smashin' pussy. It's not like rap is ever about anything else. Oh wait, I lied. They mention money too. And then go back to sex again.

SLEEP: Midnight Madness Edition™

Listen at your own risk. SFP® is not liable for any brain damage inflicted on followers.
And while you're raging, check out and follow http://FuckYeahRadness.tumblr.com/ 
Figure and Will Bailey - Move (Drumstep Mix) by Figure

FUCK

Get ready, because right here, right now, Opt!mus Gr!me is throwin' out a MASSIVE FUCKING POST. 100% unadulterated, 100% neon wobblez, 100% delicious grime for your lovin', sonnnnn! This shit'll blow your mind while they (down there) are blowin' you.

Death (Crystal Castles Remix) - White Lies Crazy ass grime and bass juxtaposed to soothing vocals that make you ask the ever-pending question, "what the fuck happened last night?"
I Feel Cream (Cory Enemy Remix) - Peaches Classic Peaches (remember "suckin' on ma titties like you wanted me, calling me, all the time like Blondie check out my chrissy behind"? Yeah. Of course you fuckin' do.)

Travellers (Sharooz Re-Edit) - Opptimo Slow and symphonic, like it should be.

Travellers (Phonat remix) - Opptimo Lil' bit more of a 70s feel to the same rad shit!

Lights (Dream Dubstep Remix) - Ellie Goulding Oh c'mon, it's Ellie Goulding. If this won't get you in the mood, I don't know what will.

The City (ZeroPointOne Remix) - Milosh Sad sad sad. You know what to do.

Everybody (Figure Dubstep Remix) - Figure Your body, my body, everybody move your bod-ayyy.

A Life Worth Living (Jakwob Remix) - Alan Pownall Indispensable re-post of my favorite track ever created (and elucidated). 

And if you've made it this far, here's some FRESH DIPLO FOR YA' :

Tell 'Em - Sleigh Bells Original noise pop. Be on the look out for Sleigh Bells. We're telling you now, they're gonna get h u g e. Thanks Diplo and Beyonce!

Tell 'Em (Diplo Remix) - Sleigh Bells Ultra-sexxified from Diplodocus, the deity that answers all your weekend prayers.

PARTY

Weekends (ft. Sirah) - Skrillex Another banger off skrillex, heard this one played by Benny Benassi live in DC...nut everywhere.
Blood Red - Feed Me Great party track from Feed Me, the names just started popping up everywhere, start following...actually dw, we'll do it for you!
Heartbreaker (ft. John Legend, Laidback Luke Remix) - MSTRKRFT I know what you're thinking..."i know this track, aww this is old, I've heard it before...blah blah blah", well FUCK YOU this is one of my favorites and it'll make any party go insane any time, anywhere!
Take me to the Hospital (Rusko Remix) - The Prodigy Gr8 Track from the prodigy...Made even better with a roller coaster of wobbles and bass for you and your mother!
Nowhere to Run (Datsik & Excision Remix) - Apex Filthy, filth, filthy! Head banging, body wrenching, just ridiculous dubstep by our favorites Datsik and Excision. These guys never fail to melt my face!