FUCK

What they don't tell you is she's really just reciprocating... #Femijizzm

PART I, by amadz:

No Problem feat. Flinch and Kay - Diplo Shit couldn't get more Diploesque. Sounds like his shit, like Maluca, like Bonde do Role. It's perfect. I be up in da gym with this shit. DIPLO, I OWE MY BUTT TO YOU. LITERALLY DOE.

Blue Jeans (Gesaffelstein Remix) - Lana Del Rey I'm the first to complain about the insufferable and incessant stream of Lana remixes. But this one's worth it (and not just 'cus Gesaff's a prospective baby daddy). Shit, these vocals sound 10x sexier against his deep, acid beats.

Veridis Quo (Theatre Of Delays Remix) - Daft Punk It's slow, but I couldn't leave it out. This is true beauty. Berlin faxing Daft Punk is what this is. This virtually anonymous German Theatre stretches out the original to seven minutes, allowing you to let yo'self be dazed n' confused foreva n' eva. Amen

The Night Out (Madeon Remix) - Martin Solveig  Obviously more of a party track but this can't wait.  MADEON, U ONLY 17 BUT U LUV ME SO RITE.

SLURP YA L8R FVCKRS

PART II, by Fendi:

Bring That Beat Back (Tiësto Remix) - Autoerotique Ft Tiësto Clean cut, filthy ass house banger.


Ruffneck (Full Flex) (Munchi Anonymous Revolution Remix) - Skrillex Almost sounds like it was tryn' real hard to be a moombah track but the dubstep monster brought in some drum and bass and drowned the fuck out of that sucker.


Raw 2 Da Floor (Calvertron Remix) - Calvertron & Oalvr) Typical Calvertron reverberation for your atypical nights!


Look Who's Back (Original Mix) - KOAN Sound feat. Foreign Beggars Ghetto dubstep. UK rap, son.


Earthquake (Cyrex Remix - Labrinth ft. Tinie Tempah) Dubstep filth and sick vocals.


You've heard him live at the best clubs in Miami. Newest track from our friend Diego Camejo.

FUCK

Oh, Uncle Terry. Always the class act.

First off, set a mood:

It's My Part (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs Remix) – Jonquil A tastefully minimalist remix by the only thing progressive about the Jurassic era. TEED takes the offensive on some tasty Brit-on-Brit action by slowing down (and almost drowning) lead Hugo Manuel’s vocals, freeing it of its ordered guitar riffs, and making it, say, something much more appealing to an improvised scatter brain. For best results, pour in libation.

Olivia (MAO Remix) – Maribou State Mao infuses “Olivia” with more percussion (e.g. clapping), sinister stomps, and a darker, yet more soulful tone to the former buoyancy implicit in its xylophone synths. The cadence is attractive and smartly clad, like the girl  standing at the bar, and the vocal loops, chopped up enough so that when you’re sloppily singing along— your rendition is actually spot on.

The Look (TIP's Shook Shook Rework) – Metronomy Its sound is experimentally reworked, its vocals, often warped, and its look, eclectically shaken up, but all the while still kept in check by a loyal metronome, and a sense of aural decorum. London ‘lovestep’ producer Two Inch Punch succeeds in giving the track an electric shock and making it that much more danceable.

And theeeeeen, as the night progresses, you bring in the crazy shit--

Strange Behavior (Caveat Remix) - Feed Me Seeeeexyyyyyy. Your old favorite song brought back to life by Caveat. Shit's sexy as fuck and goes HAM. Get preggers to this.

Drippin' [Prod. By Flight Facilities, Adventure Club & FKi] - FKi Remember Adventure Club's remix of Crave You? That was my favorite song forever. Here's a trapstep refix from a Mad Decent produced FKi Mixtape. Gold.

Bambi - Azealia Banks "So, where you from? Oh yeah? So, do you speak any French? Mhm. Where am I from? I'm from New York (New York) (New York) (New York). SO-- What's your sign? Oh, you're an Aquarius? You act like an Aquarius. What's so f*cking funny!?"

amadZ

PARTY: Part II

We're doing a second consecutive party post for Diego Camejo's new track, and Elisa Tortellini's birthday. If you don't know who she is, maybe you should watch the news for once.

ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SFP'S FENDI, our main source of Australian thundah!

First off, an original mix from an original guy, our friend, Diego Camejo. Miami: Check him out at Mokai's Star Fucker Saturdays.
Azure (Original Mix) MYNC LIVE A&R by Diego Camejo


I Think She Ready (DIRTY) - FKi X Iggy Azalea X Diplo X HXV Posted this within seconds of its release on our Facebook page (like it you fucker), and here it is again, 'cus I got it on repeat so suck it. (Why isn't this genre called Bootyklapp?)


Teenage Crime (Stereotronique Remix) - Adrian Lux Like the original, but injected with a dub-vaccine, 'cus there wudn't no dub back then, and even though I personally don't listen to dub no mo (started in spring of 2010, gimme a break), I still like to prance around in my underwear to this.


Dirty Talk (Wax Motif Remix) - Oliver That old disco sound you love laced with delicious female vocal breaks -- pure dirty talk, son. Of course, Oliver is French...


Mad Sax - Guido Who knew the saxophone could be sexy in our day and age? Especially in a day and age when none of us care what day it is, or how old (s)he is.


Can't Leave You - Maceo Plex Heard this at a store in New York today; thanks, Shazam. This one's 9 minutes long.. Just leave it on in the background while you fool around. The deep parts are the best.


LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT,
AMADZ

EXCLUSIVE DROPBOX DAY

Some tracks sent to us exclusively. Enjoy.
(You know you click the arrow to download right? Ha.)

Diplo - Sirius/XM "Blow Your Head" 10-21-2011 by diplo

Foster the People - Helena Beat (DET Remix) [FINAL VERSION EDIT] by DETmusic

I'm a Stoner Remix by Chas Rodriguez

Georger's Hayday [Preview] by HXLY

Sloppy (HXLY Bootleg Remix) by HXLY

R3hab - Live At Escape From Wonderland (San Bernardino, CA) 29-10-2011 [FREE DOWNLOAD] by R3HAB

SLEEP

Take a Hump Day nap before the weekend. You owe it to yourself.

Vow (Diplo & Lunice remix) - Julianna Barwick Julianna Barwick's original "Vow" from 2011's The Magic Place was sexxxified by Diplo & Lunice just for us. C'mon kids, say "thank you Dipl-oh!" +++

Shake It Out (The Weeknd Remix) - Florence & the Machine Seems we indiscriminately dig anything by Toronto's The Weekend but we don't; shit's consistently good. Smokey dark harmonies form me to you.

Don't Move - Phantogram Incredibly ethereal and delicious keyboard riffs and vocals. Catchy electro-pop that beckons "Keep your body still, keep your body still." But you can't. Download HERE. +++

Romantic Streams (Nguzunguzu Remix) - Sleep ∞ Over We've posted the Balam Acab remix before, and here's yet another entirely different and newer one by a dope L.A. duo, Nguzunguzu. How are you not Japanese!? Kidding.

THIRD EYE SIXTH SENSE - †‡† (Ritualz) More witchy shit to come by Ritualz. Broken speakers, drunken drums, drowned vocals chanting about everything and nothing, aaaaaand your mom.

Touch - HOLY OTHER A track from Manchester, UK that his borders on sexy. Wait, no. It is sexy. It's about "everything you touch (touch)." 

Rever Fay - Modern Witch From inverting crosses to the first letters of stupid bands, Modern Witch has been tickling my nipples all month long. Plus, the Witch bitch is from Colorado/Amsterdam. Julia Roberts smiling.

xx,

amadZ

PARTY

Yoyoyo! So I took this shot below last night at Grand Central Miami. Want to see more? Click, and click, and click, and click.

Also, fun fact: there's a rock opera in production set in Hollywood in the late-80s called "Rock of Ages" with Tom Cruise, Russel Brand, and Alec Baldwin coming out and it just so happens that they are shooting some of it in 2 weeks right near Grand Central in my lovely stomping grounds, Downtown Miami. I went to the set yesterday and got some dope shots: click (fun fact: 555 is always a fake movie zip code), click, and click. Fuckyesss, my photography skills are pretty badass. Be on the lookout for these sights on the big screen, and think of Opt!mus. I know you will.

And now, for the tunes.

Earthquake - Little Boots/Fytch
Slow female vocals that get you ready for the ultimate surprise: THE DROPPPPP! Dubstep for the rest of us.

Toot Toot (Zeds Dead Remix) - DJ Vadim & The Electric
New remix to Zeds Dead, the indiest dubstep motherfuckers in the industry. Also female vocals. You know, the Zeds modus operandi.

All My Friends feat. Mr Wilson - Tommy Trash
Heavy electro banger with scattered female vocals that scream, "all my friends!" over and over again until you get the point: it's summer, and you cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give, and I'm gonna party all night long and all sunrise long if I fucking want to...with all my fucking friends. Get it?

Lick The Rainbow - Mord Fustang
Some trippy ass shit. Sounds like the dude was on acid.. Oh, hey. Look at how he spelled his last name. Oh, and the first too. Isn't it Ford... Wait, I guess he was on acid.

Gloryhole Instrumental - Borgore
Some filthy Borgore shit to get nutty to. Newer instrumental version straight from me to you. Close your eyes and don't you dare fast forward. Don't ever underestimate him or we will cut you. 

ON ! - Diplo & Douster
Ohhhhh shit it's Diplo, your favorite dinosaur (dinowhore?). This is Mad Decent, but what else did you expect? Wait... is that a sample from that Beatles track, A Day in the Life? Yes, yes it is. And yes, it's an obvious drug reference, which is why BBC banned it from broadcast when it came out in '67. You think they'd ban us? Well I'd hope so ;) +++

Pest - KnMn
Some crazy beats to finish you off. We came, we saw, we conquered. Peace!

And BAI sent me this so of course, I couldn't refuse. It's his boy's label. And I fucking love it.
Wide Awake (Original Mix) - Broken Circuits (Pizzulo & Mad Owl) by ItGetsYouOff

And from our DROP BOX:

Fragile Bird (Richard Powda Remix) by richardpowda

Make It Rain Fake Blood by DJ Invisiboy

PARTY

Miami fans: See you all at Borgore tonight! Rest assured-- imma be lookin' like this chick.

Lose Control (ft. 90's Finest) [BAI Remix] - BAI A very heavy electro/"dubstep" sound from the man we've been promoting a lot lately, 'cus his filth oh-so-SFP™. Delicious male vocals and a heavy drop that will make you lose yourself (and maybe your phone, and your keys...and your clothes).

Amplifire - Diplo & Skrillex and Amplifire (Kristian Edit) - Diplo & Skrillex Two of the greatest men to ever ravage the earth have joined forces to create this delicious and insidious dubstep/moombahton track.  What do you get when you combine Diplo's versatility and Skrillex's mutant blood? Black magick.

Techno Fan (Diplo Remix) - Wombats I like that Diplo can pull off a transmutation like this. The Wombats have nothing to do with SFP™ but luckily we have Lord Dipl-oh! to bring them over to the dark side. This shit--my friends-- is fresh.

All Of The Lights (HULK and RSK REMIX) - Kanye West You know what I call it when an artist takes mainstream bullshit and turns it into something to break your neck to? Radio Redemption-- and this track epitomizes the very rubbish atonement I'm talking about. Oh and check out Hulk on facebook!

I now present to you our new friends from Medford, Massachusetts: Shapes of Light. The duo is composed of producers/DJs Andrew Berman (AJB) and Nicolas Russo-Larsson (NRL). The sound is filthy and real and I took a liking to them... at the speed of light. Check out their site here. (Both tracks below are downloadable.)

Triads (Original Mix) by Shapes of Light

SoL's Triad Mix by Shapes of Light

And now, from our DROPBOX:
Party Step Anthem (Raidon Remix ) by Dj Raidon
Monaco - original mix by Kevin Castro

SLEEP

Drowning (Avicii Remix) - Armin Van Buuren feat. Laura V Never in my life thought did I think I'd post Armin Van Buuren, but this one's totally worth it. 

Motivation ft. lil Wayne (Diplo Remix) -  Kelly Rowland "Diplo, Diplo, oh Diplo, where art thou, Diplo? Are thou locked away in the castle of Mad Decent fuckin' dubstep bitches, gettin paid and laid and paper?" "Precisely. But I'm also headlining at Hardfest March 24 at Grand Central Miami, and if thou ist not there, I shall rape your ears in your sleep when I'm done with my set, and not the good kind of rape, either." "Okay. I shall go yonder!" - Transcript of a conversation between an SFP™ follower and the Almighty Diplodocus.

French (feat. Hodgy Beats) (Toro y Moi Remix) - Tyler, The Creator Oh, boy. You know it's gonna be a rough ride when you see the name "Tyler, the Creator." A 20-year-old lyricist like no other (was 19 until 9 days ago) , this West coast rapper will make your children cry and your soul die. Just kidding, but he will break your jaw. Listen to this if you want SWAG... OFWGKTA, ftw!

The Funeral (Butch Clancy Remix) - Band of Horses Hmm. Some people would say this is a track to keep you awake, to hinder slumber and invoke ecstasy. While this may be true, I can totally picture myself getting down to it or just falling asleep if I'm drunk enough. Hm. Maybe we should add a black out section? Hehe. Anyways,  courtesy of ma bitch Freaky Frenchy! +++

Lament For Morning - Raleigh Moncrief Starts off sounding like toads jumping around the lily pads of an LSD pond who emit glorious vocalizations every time they hit the green. You know exxxactly what I mean, right?

A Summer Song - Conner Youngblood Happy-go-fucky. It's guitar, quasi-ethereal male vocals, with some other shit. Idk just go rest on a cloud to this, sonnn.

Stay street,
Opt!mus

Miami Events

Caligula EP Release Party March 3rd at The Vagabond, Miami

We've been waiting... GET READY

Caligula - Indiscriminate (Original Mix) by CaligulaDubstep

And a re-post: Club Crashers (Caligula Remix) - Hot Pink Delorean

Same day as Hardfest with Diplo @ GC...

Tickets

 Taste of that electro/hip-hop/soul/funk whose name comes from a Pink Floyd concert poster, "Come and watch the pretty lights!"

Time (Pretty Lights Remix) - Pink Floyd Incredible +++

Hot Like Sauce - Pretty Lights

Finally Moving - Pretty Lights

Tickets

Get a taste of the noise pop, dance punk Brooklyn duo:
Tell 'Em (Kingdom Remix) - Sleigh Bells  +++
Tell 'Em (Diplo Remix) - Sleigh Bells Re-post
Run the Heart (DJ Philistine Remix) - Sleigh Bells
Infinity Guitars - Sleigh Bells

PARTY

Tom's Diner (PH Electro Remix) - Dirty Impact Vs. Royal XTC "I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee..." hangover tunes? Not quite. (On second thought, don't fucking try that. We warned you).

Wheres yo head at (HULKS Rave Monster Remix) - Bassment Jaxx Skip this if you're not addicted to dubstep. If you are, go hard with this track. Warning: not for pu$$ies.

Cinema (Radio Edit) - Benny Benassi feat. Garry Go OLD

Cinema (Skrillex Remix) - Benny Benassi FREAKY FRE$H!

Religious (Dada Life Remix) - Gravitonas For those of you who go hard on the weekends. The turntables are your altars.

I Am Not From France (Extended Mix) - Don Diablo Weeeeeeird. Makes you ask, is this its own genre!? Yes, yet it is. It's like electro but 10x more Dutch and 10x more sleezy. You're welcome. 

Hey! (Starfoxxx juke) - Diplo & Laidback Luke Keep the drinks comin' and goin'.

Swallow (Funtcase Remix) - Crystal Fighters YOU FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT +++

Everyday - Rusko New January wobbles from Rusko. I dare you not to worship.

Club Crashers (Caligula Remix) - Hot Pink Delorean Latest Caligula remix! Fave 305 dubstep duo by far.

Love ya,

Opt!mus Gr!me