Beatbox from Hell

Incredible. The wobble-on-top was this comment: "You could probably give the best handjobs ever." True that, sonnn.

And enjoy this crazy fresh Afrojack shit. Just do it:
Ian Carey Feat. Bobby Anthony & Snoop Dogg - Last Night (Afrojack Remix) by Ministry of Sound

FUCK

Get ready, because right here, right now, Opt!mus Gr!me is throwin' out a MASSIVE FUCKING POST. 100% unadulterated, 100% neon wobblez, 100% delicious grime for your lovin', sonnnnn! This shit'll blow your mind while they (down there) are blowin' you.

Death (Crystal Castles Remix) - White Lies Crazy ass grime and bass juxtaposed to soothing vocals that make you ask the ever-pending question, "what the fuck happened last night?"
I Feel Cream (Cory Enemy Remix) - Peaches Classic Peaches (remember "suckin' on ma titties like you wanted me, calling me, all the time like Blondie check out my chrissy behind"? Yeah. Of course you fuckin' do.)

Travellers (Sharooz Re-Edit) - Opptimo Slow and symphonic, like it should be.

Travellers (Phonat remix) - Opptimo Lil' bit more of a 70s feel to the same rad shit!

Lights (Dream Dubstep Remix) - Ellie Goulding Oh c'mon, it's Ellie Goulding. If this won't get you in the mood, I don't know what will.

The City (ZeroPointOne Remix) - Milosh Sad sad sad. You know what to do.

Everybody (Figure Dubstep Remix) - Figure Your body, my body, everybody move your bod-ayyy.

A Life Worth Living (Jakwob Remix) - Alan Pownall Indispensable re-post of my favorite track ever created (and elucidated). 

And if you've made it this far, here's some FRESH DIPLO FOR YA' :

Tell 'Em - Sleigh Bells Original noise pop. Be on the look out for Sleigh Bells. We're telling you now, they're gonna get h u g e. Thanks Diplo and Beyonce!

Tell 'Em (Diplo Remix) - Sleigh Bells Ultra-sexxified from Diplodocus, the deity that answers all your weekend prayers.

FUCK

Big Booty Bitches (Crizzly Dubstep Remix) - A Lost People For guys who don't want no skinny girls, just big booty bitches, and for girls who actually got that ass.

Escape (Original Mix) - Robbie Rivera Heavy woobles yet smooth synths. Hard yet gentle. Exactly how a your man should treat you.

You've Got the Love (Florence + The Machine Remix) - The xx Warning: only for couples who are actually in love, ehm ehm.

Antonio (Designer Drugs Remix) - Annie "Did you ever really care?" Nope. I just wanted a blowjob.

Raindrops (Doorly's Dubstep Remix) - Basement Jaxx Melancholic dubstep. For when you're sad 'cus you got some but that still ain't enuff'.

Show You - Custom Soldierz Just dub (with sexy female vocals). For those times when you're "just having sex." Nothing new.