FUCK

I don't know where you're at, but where I'm at (Miami), it's a rainy, cloudy, dark day. But that's not always a shitty thing. Tacit or not, I think we should all know cloudy days spent outside are nothing more and nothing less than: Secret Orgy Days. 

See what I mean? Yeah, you'd never guess it...'til now. (boom)

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Bang Her (Original Mix) - James Kennedy So you can tell why I put this particular electro track first. The title really couldn't get any more next level.

We Came To Smash - Martin Solveig feat. Dev Behold, the latest track to be released off Solveig's new album, Smash. And remember Dev? Oh yeah, she's the bitch from 'Bass Down Low.' Pussy smash to this.


Hop On Hop Off (Pascal & Pearce Remix) - Goodluck and Hop On Hop Off  (Swanky Tunes Remix) - Goodluck Please oh please, listen on the lyrics more than anything. It really doesn't get any more real than this. The first has a total 1920's swag (shout-out to all of you who actually went to see Midnight in Paris) while the second screams electro-house-banger. Catch them both. You know you love SFP™.  +++

Empty Streets (Abel Ramos Mix Short Edit) - Kaskade (feat. Becky Jean Williams) Officially released 6 fucking hours ago on  Kaskade's Soundcloud. Lyrical preview: "If love's not meant to be, if the heart's not ready to open, if we make it I won't see-- how it's broken." Sweet but real talk.

Pandemonium (Original Mix) - David Guetta & Afrojack Feat. Carmen I know what you're thinking, this isn't the type of shit I ever post. Sure, I post some Guetta, some Afrojack, some Carmen (just kidding... who the fuck is Carmen?) but for starters, the "wooooo" vocals sound like some bullshit you hear on the radio, but hell It's only about two days new and if you wait a bit, the part where you can tell Afrojack comes in is HEAVY. (Admit you love it, slut!)

Chupacabra (Original Mix) - Motobu A hard-hitting electro banger straight from me to you. All I have to say is, when you're listening to this with him or her-- act like a chupacabra!

Dead Scrapyard (Original Mix) - Devin Martin I really like this. And when the guitar comes in, you know it's go time. The concentrated final build up from about 1:40 to 1:56 is ridiculously sexy and that coupled with the drop at 1:59, just before the minute mark hits, will kill you. Plus, the male vocals yelling "it's alive" freak you out, you fucking freak in the sack. Climax to this. 

I Hate You (D.R.A.M.A. Remix) - Erxon, Spinne Feat. LeeLooJamais Sounds like nothing else on this post. It's brazed with tight female vocals, but I'll let you hear for yourself. (Oh yeah, this is what she'll be "serenading" you with if you don't call her back, so be a man and please do so? Thanks.)

And finally, you two cool off to this together. You've earned it. And if you're diggin' these sexy female vocals, download them here (full track).

Bonobo - Stay The Same ft. Andreya Triana (Soundsome Remix) by Soundsome

You'll never look at nuns the same way (...or nuns' buns, for that matter).

FUCK

Click to eat.

 (Trust me, you're gonna need it after this.)

Only You (Ken Loi Mix) (Kaskade’s Intro Edit) - Kaskade & Tiesto (Ft. Haley)  Kaskade's track Only You, produced for his set at Beyond Wonderland, got lots of attention-- but apparently not enough. Here's his re-edit of the introduction. While Haley's solo vocals are what even a soulless person like myself  would consider romantic, the synths are even more captivating still. Is it house or trance? For something as holy as this, I really have no option but to say: both.

Clap - Document One With a high pitched synth that is more than slightly reminiscent of an electric guitar set against a drop filthier than any dirty sanchez, this track is sure to blow you away (especially while someone else is blowing you).

Pretty Lights vs Radiohead vs Nirvana vs NIN - Pretty Lights Fresh mash-up by Pretty Lights that samples Radiohead's Everything's In Its Right Place, Nirvana's All Apologies, and NIN's Closer. A little something to cool down to. Enjoy the bassline and melody, forever and ever.

Can't Stop (Album Edit) - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Love the vocals. Love the energy. Love the love. I just can't stop myself. I mean c'mon, it's hot off the press and it's your favorite sex-breathing dragon, what else do you want, son? 


Funkytown (Club Mix) - Stefano Prada & Purple Project This epic throwback will take you all the way downtown (where we're at) and blast you right back home before sunrise. Luckily for you, SFP™ is the new Funkytown.

Let It Go (BigMak Radio Mix)  - Dirty South You know this classic 2007 Dirty South track all too well, but BigMak Radio has brought it back. Wait, is that a little dubstep I hear mixed in there? Yes, yes it is. Blast this bitch before it's too late!

Sweet Dreams (Mick Kastenholt & Andrew Dee Remix) - Avicii Nice title, but this ain't no sleep post. Avicii takes us back to the 80s with a guiding hand that feels you up on the way, (and in all the right places). I present you with eargasms galore, whore. 

Dynasty (Disco Reason Remix) - Kaskade feat. Haley Delicious vocals and the usual Kaskade serenity you know, love, and crave on a more-than-regular basis. 

Big in Japan - Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette & Idoling More Dragonette?! Yeah, we're not kidding. I also have this highly feasible (and fuckable) theory that this track is about a group of guys with dicks considered small in the U.S. who travel to Japan over the summer in search of sexual redemption and end up w-o-w-i-n-g all the Harajuku Girls with their dicks, which turn out to be enormous relative to Asian penises. But that's just me.

Booty Swing (Tits & Clits Remix) - Parov Stelar Kind of reminds me of We No Speak Americano. Watch out for the ill trombone lines. Oddly enough, Tits & Clits is from Budapest, Hungary. Even more oddly enough, I, too, have tits (and a clit). Now that's what I call scary.

Still hungry?

You know you love me!

Opt!mus Gr!me