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(Trust me, you're gonna need it after this.)
Only You (Ken Loi Mix) (Kaskade’s Intro Edit) - Kaskade & Tiesto (Ft. Haley) Kaskade's track Only You, produced for his set at Beyond Wonderland, got lots of attention-- but apparently not enough. Here's his re-edit of the introduction. While Haley's solo vocals are what even a soulless person like myself would consider romantic, the synths are even more captivating still. Is it house or trance? For something as holy as this, I really have no option but to say: both.
Clap - Document One With a high pitched synth that is more than slightly reminiscent of an electric guitar set against a drop filthier than any dirty sanchez, this track is sure to blow you away (especially while someone else is blowing you).
Pretty Lights vs Radiohead vs Nirvana vs NIN - Pretty Lights Fresh mash-up by Pretty Lights that samples Radiohead's Everything's In Its Right Place, Nirvana's All Apologies, and NIN's Closer. A little something to cool down to. Enjoy the bassline and melody, forever and ever.
Can't Stop (Album Edit) - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Love the vocals. Love the energy. Love the love. I just can't stop myself. I mean c'mon, it's hot off the press and it's your favorite sex-breathing dragon, what else do you want, son?
Funkytown (Club Mix) - Stefano Prada & Purple Project This epic throwback will take you all the way downtown (where we're at) and blast you right back home before sunrise. Luckily for you, SFP™ is the new Funkytown.
Let It Go (BigMak Radio Mix) - Dirty South You know this classic 2007 Dirty South track all too well, but BigMak Radio has brought it back. Wait, is that a little dubstep I hear mixed in there? Yes, yes it is. Blast this bitch before it's too late!
Sweet Dreams (Mick Kastenholt & Andrew Dee Remix) - Avicii Nice title, but this ain't no sleep post. Avicii takes us back to the 80s with a guiding hand that feels you up on the way, (and in all the right places). I present you with eargasms galore, whore.
Dynasty (Disco Reason Remix) - Kaskade feat. Haley Delicious vocals and the usual Kaskade serenity you know, love, and crave on a more-than-regular basis.
Big in Japan - Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette & Idoling More Dragonette?! Yeah, we're not kidding. I also have this highly feasible (and fuckable) theory that this track is about a group of guys with dicks considered small in the U.S. who travel to Japan over the summer in search of sexual redemption and end up w-o-w-i-n-g all the Harajuku Girls with their dicks, which turn out to be enormous relative to Asian penises. But that's just me.
Big in Japan - Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette & Idoling More Dragonette?! Yeah, we're not kidding. I also have this highly feasible (and fuckable) theory that this track is about a group of guys with dicks considered small in the U.S. who travel to Japan over the summer in search of sexual redemption and end up w-o-w-i-n-g all the Harajuku Girls with their dicks, which turn out to be enormous relative to Asian penises. But that's just me.
Booty Swing (Tits & Clits Remix) - Parov Stelar Kind of reminds me of We No Speak Americano. Watch out for the ill trombone lines. Oddly enough, Tits & Clits is from Budapest, Hungary. Even more oddly enough, I, too, have tits (and a clit). Now that's what I call scary.
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