Tuesday, June 7, 2011

FUCK

Click to eat.
 (Trust me, you're gonna need it after this.)
Only You (Ken Loi Mix) (Kaskade’s Intro Edit) - Kaskade & Tiesto (Ft. Haley)  Kaskade's track Only You, produced for his set at Beyond Wonderland, got lots of attention-- but apparently not enough. Here's his re-edit of the introduction. While Haley's solo vocals are what even a soulless person like myself  would consider romantic, the synths are even more captivating still. Is it house or trance? For something as holy as this, I really have no option but to say: both.

Clap - Document One With a high pitched synth that is more than slightly reminiscent of an electric guitar set against a drop filthier than any dirty sanchez, this track is sure to blow you away (especially while someone else is blowing you).

Pretty Lights vs Radiohead vs Nirvana vs NIN - Pretty Lights Fresh mash-up by Pretty Lights that samples Radiohead's Everything's In Its Right Place, Nirvana's All Apologies, and NIN's Closer. A little something to cool down to. Enjoy the bassline and melody, forever and ever.

Can't Stop (Album Edit) - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Love the vocals. Love the energy. Love the love. I just can't stop myself. I mean c'mon, it's hot off the press and it's your favorite sex-breathing dragon, what else do you want, son? 


Funkytown (Club Mix) - Stefano Prada & Purple Project This epic throwback will take you all the way downtown (where we're at) and blast you right back home before sunrise. Luckily for you, SFP is the new Funkytown.

Let It Go (BigMak Radio Mix)  - Dirty South You know this classic 2007 Dirty South track all too well, but BigMak Radio has brought it back. Wait, is that a little dubstep I hear mixed in there? Yes, yes it is. Blast this bitch before it's too late!

Sweet Dreams (Mick Kastenholt & Andrew Dee Remix) - Avicii Nice title, but this ain't no sleep post. Avicii takes us back to the 80s with a guiding hand that feels you up on the way, (and in all the right places). I present you with eargasms galore, whore. 

Dynasty (Disco Reason Remix) - Kaskade feat. Haley Delicious vocals and the usual Kaskade serenity you know, love, and crave on a more-than-regular basis. 

Big in Japan - Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette & Idoling More Dragonette?! Yeah, we're not kidding. I also have this highly feasible (and fuckable) theory that this track is about a group of guys with dicks considered small in the U.S. who travel to Japan over the summer in search of sexual redemption and end up w-o-w-i-n-g all the Harajuku Girls with their dicks, which turn out to be enormous relative to Asian penises. But that's just me.

Booty Swing (Tits & Clits Remix) - Parov Stelar Kind of reminds me of We No Speak Americano. Watch out for the ill trombone lines. Oddly enough, Tits & Clits is from Budapest, Hungary. Even more oddly enough, I, too, have tits (and a clit). Now that's what I call scary.

Still hungry?

You know you love me!
Opt!mus Gr!me

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