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What they don't tell you is she's really just reciprocating... #Femijizzm

PART I, by amadz:

No Problem feat. Flinch and Kay - Diplo Shit couldn't get more Diploesque. Sounds like his shit, like Maluca, like Bonde do Role. It's perfect. I be up in da gym with this shit. DIPLO, I OWE MY BUTT TO YOU. LITERALLY DOE.

Blue Jeans (Gesaffelstein Remix) - Lana Del Rey I'm the first to complain about the insufferable and incessant stream of Lana remixes. But this one's worth it (and not just 'cus Gesaff's a prospective baby daddy). Shit, these vocals sound 10x sexier against his deep, acid beats.

Veridis Quo (Theatre Of Delays Remix) - Daft Punk It's slow, but I couldn't leave it out. This is true beauty. Berlin faxing Daft Punk is what this is. This virtually anonymous German Theatre stretches out the original to seven minutes, allowing you to let yo'self be dazed n' confused foreva n' eva. Amen

The Night Out (Madeon Remix) - Martin Solveig  Obviously more of a party track but this can't wait.  MADEON, U ONLY 17 BUT U LUV ME SO RITE.

SLURP YA L8R FVCKRS

PART II, by Fendi:

Bring That Beat Back (Tiësto Remix) - Autoerotique Ft Tiësto Clean cut, filthy ass house banger.


Ruffneck (Full Flex) (Munchi Anonymous Revolution Remix) - Skrillex Almost sounds like it was tryn' real hard to be a moombah track but the dubstep monster brought in some drum and bass and drowned the fuck out of that sucker.


Raw 2 Da Floor (Calvertron Remix) - Calvertron & Oalvr) Typical Calvertron reverberation for your atypical nights!


Look Who's Back (Original Mix) - KOAN Sound feat. Foreign Beggars Ghetto dubstep. UK rap, son.


Earthquake (Cyrex Remix - Labrinth ft. Tinie Tempah) Dubstep filth and sick vocals.


You've heard him live at the best clubs in Miami. Newest track from our friend Diego Camejo.

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This shit is graphic like my city.

Pretty Lights vs. Led Zeppelin - Pretty Lights A track from an unreleased Pretty Lights remix EP. Apparently it samples a total of seven Led Zeppelin tracks. Hell yeah I say A+.

Coffee Break - Zeds Dead Rad oldschool female vocals and heavy dubstep grinding. New Zeds Dead is a fuckin' treat. Always and forever.

Glowsticks (Cool Project Remix) - Alex Mind Nice and dark. Kind of an eerie techno-house vibe. Let her ride your glowstick to this.

Aerodynamic (Specimen A & James D'ley Re-fix) - Daft Punk Oh shit Daft Punk Ridiculously delicious. Some sick kind of electric guitar sound in there from the one and only Daft Punk.

Madness- Roksonix Pure hardcore dubstep madness for when you're fucking a crazy chick. 

Hyph Mngo - Joy Orbison Nice female vocals. Good for foreplay.

Beautiful. Like yo girl should be.
Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall (Swedish House Mafia Remix) by EssentialSelection

amadZ!

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Dark Fantasy (Figure Bootleg) - Kanye West This post contains 3 figure tracks, and they're fuckin' filthy. Can it get much higher? No, it really can't.

Music Is Awesome (Boys Noize Remix) - Housemeister Pelvis-bangin' electro. C'mon, it's Boys Noize, you know the drill. Can't understand what the robot's sayin', but that's chill, 'cus it ain't about dat doe.

Spotfire (Original mix) - Jacob Van Hage House. Wow, I haven't posted house in a while. Damn straight. 

Amazing (Clockwork Remix) - Valerna Anything Clockwork remixes is cracked up to be tasty. 

Aliens (Original Mix) and Retarded Shit (Calvertron Remix) by Figure. Aliens sounds a lot like "Move" by Figure and Will Bailey, and that's one of the most epic tracks with one of the most epic drops my ears have ever been graced and grazed with. It's a "supreme race" kinda thing (the dubbers' race). And as for the second track... well, the name says it all.

The Grid (The Crystal Method Remix) - Daft Punk This is ill as fuck, and quite the trip. Let's be daft, the Punk does it best. I'm so punny.

aaaaaaaaaand for some old people, a.k.a comedickkk relief.