FUCK

Who says Christmas can't happen in the summer time?

Bang (Calvertron Remix) - Karton
You know and love Calvertron already so don't even think twice. It's dirty dubstep for your dirty bidness, sonnn. Get down.

Dynamite (Club Mix) - Sidney Samson ft. Tara McDonald
Nice retro female vocals to get you goin'. She's serenading her lover. She'll never leave him. Wait, girls like that still exist? (Dayummmmm.) Haven't listened to anything by Sidney Samson in a while but this electro shit's dope.

Penguin (Cat Skillz & Dj Kevin Remix) - Avicii
You've heard this. And you love it. But check out this new remix. If you like it, check out the rest of Cat Skillz' sounds on his Soundcloud. He's form Belarus (eastern Europe, yo). He also did a remix of Danza Kuduro that I absolutely REFUSED to post. Damn that song to hell. 

Oh Shit (Adrenaline Remix) - Distrakt
Heavy (and when I say "heavy," I mean heavy) electro infused with male panting. Ooooohh yeaaaaah. Oh wait did this shit just morph into dubstep? Ooooohh yeaaaaahh. A+

The new Corpus de Textes EP is out. Behold, the best of the best.
CDT is a collective of DJs and producers from Paris, France that has definitely made a name for itself in the French electro scene.

Oh and how SFP™ is the album cover?

Porno Chic (Radio Edit)  - Corpus de Textes Ft. Miss Wonder

Porno Chic (The Noisy Freaks Dub&Glitch 'Step Remix) - Corpus de Textes Ft. Miss Wonder

Porno Chic (Air Wankers Remix) - Corpus de Textes Ft. Miss Wonder

Porno Chic (Aaren Reale Remix) - Corpus de Textes Ft. Miss Wonder

Porno Chic (Adrenaline remix) - Corpus de Textes Ft. Miss Wonder

Last but definitely not least, new track by Behind These Eyes. Fucking A+

Into The Light (Katy Perry E.T. Behind These Eyes Remix) by Behind These Eyes

SLEEP

Que Veux Tu (Madeon Remix) - Yelle This latest Yelle remix is something to e-stop sleeping to. Yeah. Make it your alarm for Monday morning. French female vocals all day err day. You're welcome. +++

Walk Like An Egyptian (Bassnectar Remix) - The Bangles Old Bassnectar track he never released. Finally came out of the musical closet with it. It's fucking sveeeeet.

The Last Dance (Chase & Status Remix) - Clare Maguire Warning: strange female vocals. It's this weird British chick... Oh, Clare. Sounds like she's in loveless pain, and then like she is in love, and then like she fell asleep. I don't know. Check it. Kinda progressive and trance-y. 

Equestrian (Flosstradamus Remix) - U.S. Royalty Indie male vocals. Sooooo electr0-indie, bro. "I come down from a mountain [of indie]."

Sur La Planche - La Femme La Femme is the shit. They're French and they're the shit. They're the shit and they're the shit. Shiiit.

^ see what I mean?

xoxo,

Opt!mus Gr!me

SLEEP

Static On The Wire (RAC Remix) - Holy Ghost! Electro-indie with male vocals. Remix from the same people who brought you that "Home" Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros version you couldn't stop replaying. Holy Ghost! is hittin' up Washington DC March 29 and New York April 1. Check itt.

Wait Up (Boots Of Danger) (RAC Remix) - Tokyo Police Club Electro-indie with male vocals.

Beautiful Life - Gui Boratto Meet this Brazilian electronic music producer. Got two tracks for you. More soothing than you think.

Azzurra (oRg.Mix) - Gui Boratto You're welcome. Sweet beats against what sounds like a violin? Could be.

Bowl Cut (Aislyn Remix) - DOM More electro-indie with male vocals. It lulls you, then surprises you, then drags you into a deep trance. Um... fuck yes.

Safari Disco Club - YELLE New French electro from the one and only Yelle. Bitch is the face of the group. She's fucking great. Plus a remix I just caught.

Safari Disco Club (BeatauCue remix) by YELLE

America (Extended Version) - Dusty Kid This is 17 minutes and 37 seconds... so if you have this on your sleep playlist, you're pretty much set. Don't need nothin' else...unless, of course, it takes you three hours to fall sleep (in which case only blazin' will do the trick).

PARTY

Tom's Diner (PH Electro Remix) - Dirty Impact Vs. Royal XTC "I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee..." hangover tunes? Not quite. (On second thought, don't fucking try that. We warned you).

Wheres yo head at (HULKS Rave Monster Remix) - Bassment Jaxx Skip this if you're not addicted to dubstep. If you are, go hard with this track. Warning: not for pu$$ies.

Cinema (Radio Edit) - Benny Benassi feat. Garry Go OLD

Cinema (Skrillex Remix) - Benny Benassi FREAKY FRE$H!

Religious (Dada Life Remix) - Gravitonas For those of you who go hard on the weekends. The turntables are your altars.

I Am Not From France (Extended Mix) - Don Diablo Weeeeeeird. Makes you ask, is this its own genre!? Yes, yet it is. It's like electro but 10x more Dutch and 10x more sleezy. You're welcome. 

Hey! (Starfoxxx juke) - Diplo & Laidback Luke Keep the drinks comin' and goin'.

Swallow (Funtcase Remix) - Crystal Fighters YOU FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT +++

Everyday - Rusko New January wobbles from Rusko. I dare you not to worship.

Club Crashers (Caligula Remix) - Hot Pink Delorean Latest Caligula remix! Fave 305 dubstep duo by far.

Love ya,

Opt!mus Gr!me

VITALIC: I Finna Dance All Night Long

VITALIC
Electro House for Your Third Eye
It's all visceral
Check this French dude's tracks, remixes, and mind-fucking videos down low.
One Above One

Second Lives (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

See the Sea (Red)

Poison Lips (Original Radio Mix)

Poison Lips (Captain Flash Remix)

Flashmob (Popof Remix)

Hunting and Fishing

Terminateur Benelux (John Lord Remix)

Your Disco Song HIS FIRST SINGLE 

Allan Dellon

Some of the most rad music videos we've seen. The first one is an actual gem, "cinematographically/aesthetically/phantasmagorically," while the second is just an avant-garde concept altogether. Check the sex-flash from 0:24 to 0:29. Now that's what bathrooms are for, sonnnn.

VITALIC - See The Sea (Red) from //DIY on Vimeo.

VITALIC - Second Lives - INTERNET version from La Film Fabrique on Vimeo.