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Yeah, you wish.

Love Electric (Marcus Maison & Will Dragen Remix) – Roma Pafos Dreamy lil progressive tune dropped by upcoming duo Marcus Maison and Will Dragen.  Pretty much perfect for that all-night cuddle sesh.  Or, uh… whatever else you might be in the mood for. ;) 

Walking Alone feat Erik Hecht – Dirty South & Those Usual Suspects Fell in love with this low-key melody from Dirty South and Those Usual Suspects as soon as I heard it.  Whatever this Australian DJ/producer dream team are smoking down under, can’t say I would say no to some of that. 

Pressure (Zomboy Remix) – Nadia Ali, Starkillers & Alex Kenji I know what you’re thinking: as good as it is, we’ve all heard this bangin’ summertime anthem.  Here’s what I’m thinking though… Not like this you haven’t.

I Wanna Go (Felix Cartal Bootleg) – Britney Spears // Felix Cartal Had to throw in Felix Cartal’s filthy bootleg of the ever-popular Britney Spears single.  Lay down his beat on her vocals and you get a complete fucking winner.  That’s right, you’re not taking this dirty lil slut home to mama anytime soon.

Hot Mess (23 Dubstep Remix) – Chromeo Get down to this funky shit.

Giving Me Life – SuperVision Chillwave straight off SuperVision’s debut album, Telescopic.  DJ and music producer Richard Blake Hansen, the mastermind behind SuperVision, just signed with the Pretty Lights label, so you already know he’s fucking legit.

All I Ask (OVERWERK Remix) – Silver Medallion This fresh new beat from Arizona native Silver Medallion is the perfect combo of electro, dubstep and hip-hop. 

Midnight Run (Flux Pavilion Remix) – Example Looks like Flux is trying out some new sound with this release.  He tones the track down a notch by not going for his usual hard-hitting heavy dubstep, but still injecting it with enough bass to make your sound system shudder.  Try not to lick the speakers kiddies.  @___@

Flashback (Avicii’s Bootleg) – ID & Calvin Harris, Otto Knows This one’s got Avicii’s signature bubbly, exuberant cloud 9 sound written all over it.  Nothing left for you to do but hit play.  Then lay back, close your eyes, and enjoy. 

Drunk Text feat Lea Luna – Manufactured Superstars Deliciously dirty and just an all-around good time. 

Is You (Le Castle Vania Remix) – D.I.M. Funny story behind this one: Dylan Eiland, otherwise known as Le Castle Vania, finally dropped his dirty take on the track from D.I.M., after originally being asked to do it way back when it was released on Boys Noize Records in 2007.  Guess the guy forgot all about it up till March of this year.  Well, it’s all good cause he throws it down! Pulling off an epic remix of the classic, he makes us fall in love with it all over again.  Not to mention that the twists and turns of this gnarly beat make me feel like I’m trying to find my way through an electronic maze.  I just can’t resist the bass… or that funky cowbell.

Lookin for Sizzurp – Lil Wayne vs. Pretty Lights // DJ T3K Dooope mashup from DJ T3K.  He keeps the song upbeat by combining vocals from several Weezy favorites, while letting Pretty Lights do his thing with an underlying smooth electronic beat.  All I gotta say about this one is, Fuck yeah.

And of course I'm eagerly awaiting the release of Kaskade's new album, Fire & Ice, out October 25th. Can't fucking wait!

Sending dirty beats & good vibes,

-Kimmy's Got Bass

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Barbie's got jungle fevaa

Amada's kickin it in Cuba with Castro showing small communist children the proper way to fuck, sleep, and party, so we're handling shit while she's gone.

Set Fire To The Rain (A Stupid Hole Bootleg) - CAZZETTE vs Adelle I'm not quite sure whether or not you can set rain on fire, but this track can sure as shit set fire to your speakers. Keeping a fire extinguisher on deck won't save you... Tunes for Fumes.

Gucci Gucci (Grimblee & Graytron Bootleg) - Kreayshawn Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada womp womp womp womp sub sub sub bass bass. Full lyrics provided somewhere else probably.

Feel So Close (Nero Remix) - Calvin Harris There are several different popular remixes to this song, but i feel Nero did the better job on this track. With some impressive production and chord progression, this is definitely a track to, like my father says, "rock out with your cock out."

Time (Pretty Lights Remix) - Pink Floyd If the original Pink Floyd version of this song wasn't trippy enough for you, Pretty Lights is here to aid you in tripping da fuck out. vibetoit.

Fuck The Police (Figure Bootleg) - N.W.A. I had to go to court today, so every song I've been listening to has been very anti-establishment like. This song, although it contains some pretty amateur production, its fun to listen to while screaming FUCK THE POLICE at a state trooper you see on on the highway.

Stay Awake (Moam Remix) - Example Here's a smooth track to jam out to. It has a nice build up and some great electro drops. High voltage stufff ++

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Oh shit, I can't tell who's luckier...Diplo & Aoki or that chick! 

P.S. This FUCK post is super "fuck." I'm serious. Three out of five tracks are laced from head to toe with sexy female vocals. Shit's dope, 'cus we're dope, and you're dope. And dubstep is dope. And SFP™ is DOPE!

Promises (Skrillex & NERO Remix) - NERO
De-fucking-licious. A track about all the possibilities that come when promises are kept. It's fresh new Skrillex, and the only promise I fucking care about is his promise to deliver eargasms to us time and again even after all the shit he's had stolen from him. Let me just say, Skrillex's word is golden. Fuck you and thank you.

Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - Flight Facilities
How perfect is this title? You guys know what I'm talking 'bout. All the way from Montreal, Adventure Club has proven themselves as a dubstep-duo that can pull off the most climactic and freshest of eargasms, completely changing the original tracks they are given and establishing a name all for themselves independent of any preconceptions you ever had. 

Daisy (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - Brand New
More from Adventure Club. This one has male vocals instead, and girls, I imagine the dude has hot scruff and even hotter other stuff (wow, rhyming is fun...?) Just in: I googled a picture of Brand New and they're not very attractive. Whatever. What you don't know won't hurt you, right? 

Someone Elses (Document One Remix) - Borgore ft. Adi Ulmansky
Borgore is... well, Borgore. And I'm a Borgore-Whore. His sound really is inimitable. Plus Adi Ulmansky's vocals are smooth as silk, and she's also really pretty, and fun fact: she's from Jerusalem (Borgore's from Tel Aviv if you care). What's more, he re-tweeted me on Twitter (duh) today, and it made me jump up and down for joy on my dildo (just kidding I don't have a dildo that's gross what the fuck is wrong with you!?)

I Know The Truth (Bonnaroo 2011) - Pretty Lights
I can't explain why this is so sexual to me. Pretty Lights dropped it at Bonnaroo as you can see from the title because you're not stupid. If you were stupid you would be on some other website. Ha! +++

xx, Opt!mus Gr!me

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Click to eat.

 (Trust me, you're gonna need it after this.)

Only You (Ken Loi Mix) (Kaskade’s Intro Edit) - Kaskade & Tiesto (Ft. Haley)  Kaskade's track Only You, produced for his set at Beyond Wonderland, got lots of attention-- but apparently not enough. Here's his re-edit of the introduction. While Haley's solo vocals are what even a soulless person like myself  would consider romantic, the synths are even more captivating still. Is it house or trance? For something as holy as this, I really have no option but to say: both.

Clap - Document One With a high pitched synth that is more than slightly reminiscent of an electric guitar set against a drop filthier than any dirty sanchez, this track is sure to blow you away (especially while someone else is blowing you).

Pretty Lights vs Radiohead vs Nirvana vs NIN - Pretty Lights Fresh mash-up by Pretty Lights that samples Radiohead's Everything's In Its Right Place, Nirvana's All Apologies, and NIN's Closer. A little something to cool down to. Enjoy the bassline and melody, forever and ever.

Can't Stop (Album Edit) - Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette Love the vocals. Love the energy. Love the love. I just can't stop myself. I mean c'mon, it's hot off the press and it's your favorite sex-breathing dragon, what else do you want, son? 


Funkytown (Club Mix) - Stefano Prada & Purple Project This epic throwback will take you all the way downtown (where we're at) and blast you right back home before sunrise. Luckily for you, SFP™ is the new Funkytown.

Let It Go (BigMak Radio Mix)  - Dirty South You know this classic 2007 Dirty South track all too well, but BigMak Radio has brought it back. Wait, is that a little dubstep I hear mixed in there? Yes, yes it is. Blast this bitch before it's too late!

Sweet Dreams (Mick Kastenholt & Andrew Dee Remix) - Avicii Nice title, but this ain't no sleep post. Avicii takes us back to the 80s with a guiding hand that feels you up on the way, (and in all the right places). I present you with eargasms galore, whore. 

Dynasty (Disco Reason Remix) - Kaskade feat. Haley Delicious vocals and the usual Kaskade serenity you know, love, and crave on a more-than-regular basis. 

Big in Japan - Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette & Idoling More Dragonette?! Yeah, we're not kidding. I also have this highly feasible (and fuckable) theory that this track is about a group of guys with dicks considered small in the U.S. who travel to Japan over the summer in search of sexual redemption and end up w-o-w-i-n-g all the Harajuku Girls with their dicks, which turn out to be enormous relative to Asian penises. But that's just me.

Booty Swing (Tits & Clits Remix) - Parov Stelar Kind of reminds me of We No Speak Americano. Watch out for the ill trombone lines. Oddly enough, Tits & Clits is from Budapest, Hungary. Even more oddly enough, I, too, have tits (and a clit). Now that's what I call scary.

Still hungry?

You know you love me!

Opt!mus Gr!me