Thursday, June 23, 2011

FUCK

Oh shit, I can't tell who's luckier...Diplo & Aoki or that chick! 
P.S. This FUCK post is super "fuck." I'm serious. Three out of five tracks are laced from head to toe with sexy female vocals. Shit's dope, 'cus we're dope, and you're dope. And dubstep is dope. And SFPis DOPE!
Promises (Skrillex & NERO Remix) - NERO
De-fucking-licious. A track about all the possibilities that come when promises are kept. It's fresh new Skrillex, and the only promise I fucking care about is his promise to deliver eargasms to us time and again even after all the shit he's had stolen from him. Let me just say, Skrillex's word is golden. Fuck you and thank you.


Crave You (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - Flight Facilities
How perfect is this title? You guys know what I'm talking 'bout. All the way from Montreal, Adventure Club has proven themselves as a dubstep-duo that can pull off the most climactic and freshest of eargasms, completely changing the original tracks they are given and establishing a name all for themselves independent of any preconceptions you ever had. 


Daisy (Adventure Club Dubstep Remix) - Brand New
More from Adventure Club. This one has male vocals instead, and girls, I imagine the dude has hot scruff and even hotter other stuff (wow, rhyming is fun...?) Just in: I googled a picture of Brand New and they're not very attractive. Whatever. What you don't know won't hurt you, right? 


Someone Elses (Document One Remix) - Borgore ft. Adi Ulmansky
Borgore is... well, Borgore. And I'm a Borgore-Whore. His sound really is inimitable. Plus Adi Ulmansky's vocals are smooth as silk, and she's also really pretty, and fun fact: she's from Jerusalem (Borgore's from Tel Aviv if you care). What's more, he re-tweeted me on Twitter (duh) today, and it made me jump up and down for joy on my dildo (just kidding I don't have a dildo that's gross what the fuck is wrong with you!?)


I Know The Truth (Bonnaroo 2011) - Pretty Lights
I can't explain why this is so sexual to me. Pretty Lights dropped it at Bonnaroo as you can see from the title because you're not stupid. If you were stupid you would be on some other website. Ha! +++


xx, Opt!mus Gr!me

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