FUCK

I don't know where you're at, but where I'm at (Miami), it's a rainy, cloudy, dark day. But that's not always a shitty thing. Tacit or not, I think we should all know cloudy days spent outside are nothing more and nothing less than: Secret Orgy Days. 

See what I mean? Yeah, you'd never guess it...'til now. (boom)

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Bang Her (Original Mix) - James Kennedy So you can tell why I put this particular electro track first. The title really couldn't get any more next level.

We Came To Smash - Martin Solveig feat. Dev Behold, the latest track to be released off Solveig's new album, Smash. And remember Dev? Oh yeah, she's the bitch from 'Bass Down Low.' Pussy smash to this.


Hop On Hop Off (Pascal & Pearce Remix) - Goodluck and Hop On Hop Off  (Swanky Tunes Remix) - Goodluck Please oh please, listen on the lyrics more than anything. It really doesn't get any more real than this. The first has a total 1920's swag (shout-out to all of you who actually went to see Midnight in Paris) while the second screams electro-house-banger. Catch them both. You know you love SFP™.  +++

Empty Streets (Abel Ramos Mix Short Edit) - Kaskade (feat. Becky Jean Williams) Officially released 6 fucking hours ago on  Kaskade's Soundcloud. Lyrical preview: "If love's not meant to be, if the heart's not ready to open, if we make it I won't see-- how it's broken." Sweet but real talk.

Pandemonium (Original Mix) - David Guetta & Afrojack Feat. Carmen I know what you're thinking, this isn't the type of shit I ever post. Sure, I post some Guetta, some Afrojack, some Carmen (just kidding... who the fuck is Carmen?) but for starters, the "wooooo" vocals sound like some bullshit you hear on the radio, but hell It's only about two days new and if you wait a bit, the part where you can tell Afrojack comes in is HEAVY. (Admit you love it, slut!)

Chupacabra (Original Mix) - Motobu A hard-hitting electro banger straight from me to you. All I have to say is, when you're listening to this with him or her-- act like a chupacabra!

Dead Scrapyard (Original Mix) - Devin Martin I really like this. And when the guitar comes in, you know it's go time. The concentrated final build up from about 1:40 to 1:56 is ridiculously sexy and that coupled with the drop at 1:59, just before the minute mark hits, will kill you. Plus, the male vocals yelling "it's alive" freak you out, you fucking freak in the sack. Climax to this. 

I Hate You (D.R.A.M.A. Remix) - Erxon, Spinne Feat. LeeLooJamais Sounds like nothing else on this post. It's brazed with tight female vocals, but I'll let you hear for yourself. (Oh yeah, this is what she'll be "serenading" you with if you don't call her back, so be a man and please do so? Thanks.)

And finally, you two cool off to this together. You've earned it. And if you're diggin' these sexy female vocals, download them here (full track).

Bonobo - Stay The Same ft. Andreya Triana (Soundsome Remix) by Soundsome

You'll never look at nuns the same way (...or nuns' buns, for that matter).