FUCK

Get ready, because right here, right now, Opt!mus Gr!me is throwin' out a MASSIVE FUCKING POST. 100% unadulterated, 100% neon wobblez, 100% delicious grime for your lovin', sonnnnn! This shit'll blow your mind while they (down there) are blowin' you.

Death (Crystal Castles Remix) - White Lies Crazy ass grime and bass juxtaposed to soothing vocals that make you ask the ever-pending question, "what the fuck happened last night?"
I Feel Cream (Cory Enemy Remix) - Peaches Classic Peaches (remember "suckin' on ma titties like you wanted me, calling me, all the time like Blondie check out my chrissy behind"? Yeah. Of course you fuckin' do.)

Travellers (Sharooz Re-Edit) - Opptimo Slow and symphonic, like it should be.

Travellers (Phonat remix) - Opptimo Lil' bit more of a 70s feel to the same rad shit!

Lights (Dream Dubstep Remix) - Ellie Goulding Oh c'mon, it's Ellie Goulding. If this won't get you in the mood, I don't know what will.

The City (ZeroPointOne Remix) - Milosh Sad sad sad. You know what to do.

Everybody (Figure Dubstep Remix) - Figure Your body, my body, everybody move your bod-ayyy.

A Life Worth Living (Jakwob Remix) - Alan Pownall Indispensable re-post of my favorite track ever created (and elucidated). 

And if you've made it this far, here's some FRESH DIPLO FOR YA' :

Tell 'Em - Sleigh Bells Original noise pop. Be on the look out for Sleigh Bells. We're telling you now, they're gonna get h u g e. Thanks Diplo and Beyonce!

Tell 'Em (Diplo Remix) - Sleigh Bells Ultra-sexxified from Diplodocus, the deity that answers all your weekend prayers.