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This is Lazer Tits. She's a feminist and she wants to welcome you back to SFP™ after a small break wherein its editors took a stroll down over to the Grove cemetery where Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video was shot, dug up some corpses, seized their coffins, and went into a dark battery re-charge session. WE STILL KILL THE OLD WAY. Needless to say, we're back with ten times the bloody wompage and electrickk radness than before, and you didn't even think that was possible. You call this a zombie apocalypse? 

Raining (Extended) [feat. Sunsun]- Kaskade & Adam K Kaskade lovers rejoice! This track is HOT! Remember to pace yourself. +++

Kinetic (ATFC Remix) - Golden Girls Fun, freaky, fresh, and bubbly too. Something naked girls covered in molten 69 carat gold would run around to while you chase them and die. 

Run With Your Heart (Cuz Ima Tear It Out Remix) - Sleigh Bells SLEIGH BELLS, FTW! +++

Fear (High Rankin & Evolve or Die Remix) - Ian Brown Super passionate dub that sounds like robot rape. The male vocals and violin make it all better though. Promise.

Man On A Mission (Caligula Remix) - Tony C Three days ago, Caligula, Miami's best and only dubstep duo, had their EP (The Rise) release party @ Vagabond, and somebody actually showed up in one of these. Glory ensued. Anyway, here's something they remixed and released recently.

Stay street,

Opt!mus! Gr!me

P.S. This post is dedicated to Charlie Sheen, the god of the wicked, and a misunderstood genius of grime. Don't ever "normalize it, normalize it, boring stupid." And oh yeah, remember to always party hard enough to make Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them "look like droopy-eyed armless children!"

Barbra Streisand bangs Charlie Sheen (DJ MILES edit) by thedjmiles