SLEEP

Last noite, I fell asleep for the first time in my life. I had heard crazy stories about this phenomenon before, but never believed a single fuckin' word. I know what you're thinking, WTF YOU CAN SLEEP ALL YOU WANT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! But hey, you should try it. And this should help.

"Little Gangsta" Jay-Z/Radiohead - Fichenaffäre I know you've heard Radiohead's new album you music aficionado, you! It's "King of Limbs" and my fave track is "Little by Little"... but have you heard this? Yes, it sounds delicious against Jay-Z. Whoever thought of this, holla! I call it Thom-Z, or Jay-Yorke. Auno, nigga. +++

Armistice (RAC Remix) - Phoenix Oh, RAC. Why are you so great? Aunno. Sweet tales of sleepin' sonnnn. +++

The Trailer Song (Passion HiFi Dubstep Remix) - Dead Island Shit's the most beautiful chillstep track I have ever heard. Pianostep? Aunno. Anyway it's fuckin' glorious. 

Children (Nhertz Dubstep Remix) - Robert Miles I don't even remember what that old song is called. (Auno.) It's old. And you've heard it. And you probably used to replay it a million times 'cus you were 9 and all you had on your iPod was Spice Girls and Destiny's Child. Here's the dubfix, bitch.

Slowdance (How To Dress Well Seance) - Matthew Dear I don't even know what this is or what dark vortex of love these vocals are trying to drag me into, but it's working. You might need to be really high to enjoy this. Auno. Just warning ya'. 'Cus it's my yob. AUNO, MAN!