FUCK

That's me down there, except it's not actually me, but it's me in the way that it is me. Exxxactly.

xx, Opt!mus

Bromance (Cubism Remix) - Tim Berg I've always discarded Tim Berg's music, but this one's a dub remix, and to me, the wobbles restore all respect to the track with a hook that quickly became a cornerstone of the blurred weekends of one too many househeads. You better recognize.

Raise Your Weapon (Madeon Extended Remix) - Deadmau5 I don't know if it's the fact that at 16-years-old he's even younger than Earl Sweatshirt, or that he's French (French electro being my weakness), or that he dragged me over to the dark side of low-key Yelle-fanaticism, but  there's something about this prodigy of a producer that makes everything a bit more...Mad. Check it.

Got To Give It Up (Kill Them With Colour Remix) - Marvin Gaye Yeah, I know. You're fuckin' stoked. Didn't think you'd ever see the light of Marvin Gaye on SFP™ did you? Can you say doo-wop electro? Yesssum, and you very well should. And if you don't already know Kill Them With Colour from their KiD CuDi "Symphonies" remix, here's a taste of the classics: Colours (Original). KTWC-- yet another Canadian gem. 

Have A Cigar (Wick-it Remix) - Pink Floyd These next two tracks are remixes by Wick-it The Instigator, the same dude who brought us the dubstep remix of Charlie Sheen's 'Tiger Blood' interview. If you love Pink Floyd (which you do), this will take you back. And I mean all the way back. 

Get Ur Freak On (Wick-it Remix) - Missy Elliot A second "wicked" track from the complete other side of the gamut, or prism, for the sake of Pink Floyd (did I just reinvent an idiom? Think so.) Electronic hip-hop neva' hurt nobody.

Hi - Sound Remedy [Ft. Lily Allen] When I say "hi," what I really mean is "I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds...can you provide that...ummm...What's Your Name?" Get at me.

Sonora (Udachi Remix) - Johnny Love Grimies and not-so-gentlemen, I now present to you: Johnny Love. For a man who claims "the devil lives vicariously through [him]," you should already know and love him and all his personas. But in case you don't, here's a little taste of the not-quite-as-spicy side of his more recent project, DEATHFACE (Trouble & Bass, baby). +++