Pre-Ultra DIPLO

For those of us who can't seem to pack enough wobbles into one weekend, who think even 3 days of ULTRA don't constitute enough wompage, and who think Swedish House Mafia are total douche-bags for doing their own thing, this is our night: 

Diplo at Hard Festival

@ Grand Central | Miami, FL

Thursday, March 24, 2011  10:00 PM - 5:00 AM EST

presented by POPLIFE

Ages: 18+

Cheap tickets here

Sleep Bonus!

Just got some ill tracks sent to our SoundCloud Dropbox, and they're delicious. Close your eyes and slip into wet dreams to this shit. For those of you n00bZ, click the arrow to download.
Uprising - St Laurent by Stlaurent91
Deadmau5 - Right This Second (St Laurent Remix) by Stlaurent91

Alsoooo, follow this tumblr! 

http://FuckYeahRadness.tumblr.com/

SLEEP

Free Tribe (Original Mix) - Tube & Berger : Not gunna lie to you guys, but I don't listen to "sleep" music, mostly because sleep is for the weak. but from what people tell me, these sound like things you would want to listen to while trying...

Optinuum (Original Mix) - Moguai : Pretty chill mix you can let run on and on. passing out to this one cant be too bad.

The Creeps (Long Version) - Fedde Le Grand : VERY long lol like 7 minutes. I don't actually listen to the whole thing but the rhythm makes me want to nap so why not?

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Deadmau5 : Great track, a remix of Daft Punk's classic.

Vanish - Datsik : One of the few, and I emphasize few, tracks that Datsik ever made that won't cause immediate death, in fact it's a cool calm adventure of bass.

FUCK

Get ready, because right here, right now, Opt!mus Gr!me is throwin' out a MASSIVE FUCKING POST. 100% unadulterated, 100% neon wobblez, 100% delicious grime for your lovin', sonnnnn! This shit'll blow your mind while they (down there) are blowin' you.

Death (Crystal Castles Remix) - White Lies Crazy ass grime and bass juxtaposed to soothing vocals that make you ask the ever-pending question, "what the fuck happened last night?"
I Feel Cream (Cory Enemy Remix) - Peaches Classic Peaches (remember "suckin' on ma titties like you wanted me, calling me, all the time like Blondie check out my chrissy behind"? Yeah. Of course you fuckin' do.)

Travellers (Sharooz Re-Edit) - Opptimo Slow and symphonic, like it should be.

Travellers (Phonat remix) - Opptimo Lil' bit more of a 70s feel to the same rad shit!

Lights (Dream Dubstep Remix) - Ellie Goulding Oh c'mon, it's Ellie Goulding. If this won't get you in the mood, I don't know what will.

The City (ZeroPointOne Remix) - Milosh Sad sad sad. You know what to do.

Everybody (Figure Dubstep Remix) - Figure Your body, my body, everybody move your bod-ayyy.

A Life Worth Living (Jakwob Remix) - Alan Pownall Indispensable re-post of my favorite track ever created (and elucidated). 

And if you've made it this far, here's some FRESH DIPLO FOR YA' :

Tell 'Em - Sleigh Bells Original noise pop. Be on the look out for Sleigh Bells. We're telling you now, they're gonna get h u g e. Thanks Diplo and Beyonce!

Tell 'Em (Diplo Remix) - Sleigh Bells Ultra-sexxified from Diplodocus, the deity that answers all your weekend prayers.

PARTY

Benassi going mainstream?? I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing. You decide. Here are two of his newest tracks with Chris Brown and T-Pain:
Beautiful People (Original Mix) - Benassi ft. Chris Brown
Electroman (Radio Edit) - Benassi ft. T-Pain 

You know you love M.I.A. AND you know Flux Pavilion makes you feel the way no dose of alcohol ever could. Check this fresh hot off the press! +++ :
M.I.A. - Internet Connection (Flux Pavilion Remix) by 360 Remixes

Technologic (Sebjak Edit) - Daft Punk : I know you've all heard the original Technologic by the one and only DAFT PUNK, but have you heard this nasty new edit by Sebjak?

Coming Home (Dirty South Club Mix) - Diddy-Dirty Money ft. Skylar Grey : Haven't heard much from Dirty South since his hit "Phazing", but he just released a remix of "Coming Home." Sick breakdown and sweet dropp.

Beautiful Monster vs Galette (DJ M.B. Bootleg) - Ne-Yo vs Disfunktion : Lastly, here's the new bootleg I just finished...Check it out!

DADA LIFE + B MORE

JANUARY 29, 2011

DADA LIFE & BART B MORE

TICKET

Bonus: Hello (Dada Life Remix) - Martin Solveig & Dragonette +++

SLEEP

by Sam Haskins 

Forty Winks - DJ Bahler Hmmmm... I know you miss Sleepy Head. Get with it.

Classic xx sleep remixxes:

Shelter (Death to the Throne Remix) - The xx

VCR (Matthew Dear Remix) - The xx

Disco Lies (The Dusty Kid's Fears Remix) - Moby This tracks sucks you in and spits you right back out... right into your bed that is. Support the bald community yo! C'mon, nobody knows a pillow like Moby.

Replenish - Bassnectar Nobody does it like Bassnectar. While most produce catchy wompage, Bass goes classic. Hardcore will never die.

These Habits - Oliver Koletzki feat Pyur Fall asleep to a woman whispering in your ear about how much she wants it. Win? I think so.

Gone - Caroline And if you're wondering what that girl's name is up there, it's Caroline. And she has a song for you. You're fucking welcome.

Love ya,

Opt!mus Gr!me

And a bonus: another Daisy Lowe video. Clearly, she was the pick of the month. Get ready for February. +++

Daisy Lowe for Blast Magazine from Patrick Fraser on Vimeo.

FUCK

Dead and Gone (Butch Clancy Remix) - TI : Crazy fuckin' track (literally). Don't even try to fall sleep to this. Not a club banger. The rest is up to you you sadomasochistic piece of shit.

Dance All Night (La Maison Derriere Remix) - Manu LJ : You don't have to dance to this, per se. 

Hot Down (Lord Sonah Remix) - Tony Zampa : Mmmmmm.... I be down on this shit. Hau5 hau5 hau5.

Rabbit Heart (SLOF MAN & JOR-ONE Dubstep Remix) - Florence and The Machine : Classic!

Lupin (master v2 less bass) - Nit Grit : Experimental, almost. Shit's a trip, up, down, down, then up again. Say whaaaat? Think of it as a metronome fo yo lovin', sonnnn!

Look At Me Now (Remix) - Chris Brown ft Twista, Lil Wayne : Diplo-produced, you know it! Seriously obsessed with this track. +++

Blaqstarr (Set It Off Remix)  - Blaqstarr : Remix from Blaqstarr's most recent album and new mixtape. Shit's lo-fi hip hop with an R&B twist. You know how the StaRR do. We'll be on the lookout for his new "The Divine EP" comin' out Jan 25th! Get it here first.

Caught this new shit on MAD DECENT

Generation Bass Presents Transnational Dubstep Compilation Promo (Excerpt/Taster Mix) - 1 FEB 2011 by djumb
Love ya,

Opt!mus Gr!me

PARTY

Cloudburn (ft. Tasha Baxter) - Feed Me : Feed me has his new album "mau5trap" and it is aberrational! absolutely filthy. Its probably killed 7 people already... well back on topic, another ridiculously baller track from the new guy on the block.

I Will Be Here (Benny Benassi Remix) - Tiesto & Sneaky Sound System : Love him, respect him, listen to him. It's Benny Benassi, the wise man of house. If you don't already have this track, get it because it's one of my personal favorites from this crazy ass old-timer!

My Lips - Crazibiza : Great new song, don't know much about the artists but I heard a friend drop it at a club the other day... it worked.

The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas : Ever since Will.I.Am decided to grow a dick and become a Hau5head, their music just seems to get sooo much better! coincidence? I think not.

Your Love (Mondo Remix) - Top Modelz : An absolute classic that never fails to get people jamming, possibly the reason I almost dropped out of pre-calc as well :/ !

SLEEP

Not In Love (Feat. Robert Smith) - Crystal Castles Incredible track. Crystal Castles revamped... wait... is that even possible? Lethally beautiful vocals to crazy electronick magick. +++

Fireworks (Deadboy Slo Mo House Edit) - Drake You know you love this Drake track. Well, now its 10x more adjusted to your sleepin' heartrate. Yeah, you are vibin' on a cloud. It's okay, we are too.

Nostrand - Ratatat Best Ratatat track. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Just take our word for it. And this is good too. Yeah, real fuckin' good. +++

Silver Screen Shower Scene - Felix Da Housecat "Sweet seduction in a magazine, endless pleasure in a limousine, in the back shakes a tambourine, nicotine from a silver screen."

Drugs - Ratatat More of that rat-ta-ta-taaaaaah. Lays you down real smoooov, kid. Real, real smoov.

The Chemical Brothers - Hoops (Gua {Guá} Remix) This track has the sickest instrumental intro, electro hook, and electro flesh evah: "Here I go round again again again... Think that I'll never come down again again again."

We Are Electric (Classixx’ Inside The Playboy Mansion Remix) - Fischerspooner O, Fischerspooner! How we've missed you! They're baaaaack! For those of you who think you're all electrick, 'cus, uh, you like to have new age fun with a vintage feel.

Love ya,

Opt!mus Gr!me

FUCK

Sex Slave (Paul Anthony & ZXX Mix)- Melleefresh Warning this track is not for the weak. You're going to need plenty of energy to keep up with this jam while fucking.

Irresistible (Chuckie & Gregori Klosman Remix)- Nervo feat. Ollie James A nice track to always have on your playlist. It will get the party started whether it be at the club or in your pants.

Knas bootleg- Steve Angello Unfortunately I don't know who made this amazing bootleg but it will pleasantly surprise you. Right when you think it's one of those boring overdone bootlegs you get slapped with that heavy knas synth. WIN!

Flashback (David Guetta Remix)- Calvin Harris This song is so perfect in every way. It has that repetitious synth to synchronize your pelvic thrusts with and plenty of bass to keep you going. BOMB +++

After Dark- DJ + Just a little something I slapped together for those of you that sleep as little as I do. Enjoy!

PARTY

Just Walk Away (Club Mix) - Max Farenthide Autotune + House? This is a grade-A club banger that'll "take you away" even before the drops slaps you in the face. You're welcome.

What's My Name (David May Remix) - Other Ego Remix of Rihanna's "What's My Name." We don't really like Rihanna, but with David May in the picture, it's a whole other story. See what we mean for yourself, sonnnn. 3:26 will blow your mind.

Catch Your Fall (Hardwell Club Mix) - Clokx Guarantee you'll like this one. Good for those times when you're uh, a little faded, and you need a track to catch you, get you lifted, and booom.. you drop again. And sexy female vocals never hurt, either.

Since I can't decide which one's the best...here are all three remixes! +++

Who Dat Girl (Deniz Koyu Remix) - Flo Rida ft. Akon More of a light electro-trance feel.

Who Dat Girl (Hardwell Club Mix) - Flo Rida ft. Akon Heavier, dirtier, flow. Get down to this.

Who Dat Girl (Promise Land Club Mix) - Flo Rida ft. Akon This one's just fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. (Not clean fun, though.)

What's Sexier Than Sexxy? This.

Daisy Lowe in "Lazy Daisy" from Patrick Fraser on Vimeo.

JAKWOB @ EVE

Last night, the Sleep.Fuck.Party crew hit up Jakwob @ EVE in downtown. Mixin' black magick since he was just a little Brit, the Wob has definitely backed off of death metal and brought on a sweeter tone & his own unique flavor to the realm that is dub. 

Enjoy the feast below. 

We present Jakwob and  a l l   t y p e s   o f   i l l   s h i t.

A Life Worth Living (Jakwob Remix)  - Alan Pownall S00 amazing.

Everyday (Jakwob remix) - Killa Kela

Fader (Jakwob Remix) - The Temper Trap classic!

Heads Will Wobble (Jakwob Remix) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs Sexxy. And we know you still love the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Here With Me - Jakwob

Jump The Gun (Jakwob Remix) - X & Hell x Jakwob

Under The Sheets (Jakwob Remix) - Ellie Goulding C'mon. It's Ellie Goulding. 'Nuff said, sonnn.

The Fear (JaKwoB Remix) - Lilly Allen Remix to that epic Allen track that used to get stuck in your head. Well, have no fear. It's back, bitches.
The Flood Remix by jakwob

SLEEP

Gecko - Datsik- Don't Listen to this shit too loud or this "sleep" post might turn into a "fuck"post real quick! Excellent low bass filled Dub track by Datsik.

Again (Laidback Luke Remix) - Roger Sanchez Just a chill song with a cool vocal done by Roger Sanchez...can easily relate/pass out to this one.

Air For Life - Andy Moor vs. Above and Beyond Chill trance that anybody can smoke up to. Chill sessions need this to be complete!

Open Your Heart (Radio Edit) - Axwell Classic by Axwell. I always thought this was one of his more chill tracks.

Is This Love (Lojik Dub Remix) - Bob Marley Who doesnt love Bob Marley, this is a great remix that has the perfect balance of chill Dub without losing that super chill vibe of the Caribbean! (If you answered "me" to the initial question....GTFO).

FUCK

Bass Down Low (feat. Dev) (Proper Villains Remix) - The Cataracs IF YOU WANNA GET WITH ME THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU GOTTA KNOW, I LIKE MY BEATS FAST AND MY BASS DOWN LOW! +++

The Island (Statelapse Remix) - Pendulum Well I think it's romantic.

Orgasm (Hardstyle) - DJ Pawa Might be too intense, but try it out yu'sself. 

Everybody (Don Diablo Remix) - Rudenko Don Diablo never fucking fails. He's the king of sexy. Again with the moaning: plus one. Wait... plus five. Ah, that's better.

FUSE - Hudson Mohawke Raw tempo. Nice and sweet. Speeds up and slows you down when it's right. Perfection.

Love ya,

Opt!mus Gr!me

PARTY

Turn It Up (Canblaster Remix) - Lorenzo Vektor Craziest drunk song ever. Just trust me. Do it to it! +++

Hello (Dada Life Remix) - Martin Solveig & Dragonette You're alright but I'm here, darling, to enjoy the party. Don't get too excited 'cause that's all you get from me, hey! Yeah, I think you're cute, but I really think that you should know I just came to say hello, hello, hello, hello!

Let's Go (Bart B More 'Lesssgo' Remix) - Dem Slackers Fusion. Fusion. Fusion. (and some grunts.)

Babra Streisand BOOTLEG (Properly Killed by Frederik Olufsen) - A-Trak REMIX!? Doesn't seem like it. Shit sounds like a completely different song and gets better and better as it progresses. Dubstep, insanity, a little bit of dis and dat. Don't underestimate. Also a good "fuck" song. +++

And now, for the chillest of house. Almost trancy. Enjoy.

Moguai - Oyster (Michael Woods Remix) by michaelwoods
Underworld - Always Loved A Film - Michael Wood's Dub Remix by michaelwoods

SLEEP

Twisted Love (Original Mix) - ATB New track from a classic DJ.

Reverie (Dash Berlin Remix) - First State feat. Sarah Howells Trance trance trance...amazing new remix by Dash Berlin.

Monster (St Laurent remix) - Lady Gaga Never thought I would post a Lady Gaga song on here, but trust me just give it a chance.

Let Me Be Chill - Fedde le Grand feat. Mitch Crown and Erwin Steijlen You might have heard Fedde's track "Let Me Be Real", this is the CHILL version.

On A Good Day (Above & Beyond Acoustic Mix) - Above & Beyond This acoustic version is almost as good as the original. If you haven't heard the original then you better click this right now!!

FUCK

Let's Play - DJ + Plenty of sexy tunes for a nice 15 minute fuck sesh.

Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap Say what you will but this song will never get old. My personal favorite song of all time to have sex to. If you've heard it, great. If you haven't, FUCKING DOWNLOAD IT!

Sweet Sad Disposition (Avicii Bootleg) - Black Lewis vs. The Temper Trap Yes, yes, I'm aware it's kind of sad but I don't care. It's remixed with the best fuck song of all time so it's a win. This is one of those bootlegs that never really blew up for one reason or another. Well I say it's going to blow up so do your part and get it.

Squeek (Bart B More Remix) - Zombie Nation Ok this track is pretty ridiculous even for me but I must say, by the time it's over you'll be praising Mr. B More. Don't be fooled, the best part is around 3:40. Just listen. +++

Seek Bromance (Porter Robinson) - Tim Berg The perfect mix of harmonious house and dirty electro synths. This one will surprise the fuck out of you... While you're fucking.

Let's Go Together (Hot Pink Delorean Remix) - Gamble & BurkeThis track is a BOMB! You won't be able to stop listening to it. Props to David Abadin for introducing it to me.

PARTY

Weekends (ft. Sirah) - Skrillex Another banger off skrillex, heard this one played by Benny Benassi live in DC...nut everywhere.
Blood Red - Feed Me Great party track from Feed Me, the names just started popping up everywhere, start following...actually dw, we'll do it for you!
Heartbreaker (ft. John Legend, Laidback Luke Remix) - MSTRKRFT I know what you're thinking..."i know this track, aww this is old, I've heard it before...blah blah blah", well FUCK YOU this is one of my favorites and it'll make any party go insane any time, anywhere!
Take me to the Hospital (Rusko Remix) - The Prodigy Gr8 Track from the prodigy...Made even better with a roller coaster of wobbles and bass for you and your mother!
Nowhere to Run (Datsik & Excision Remix) - Apex Filthy, filth, filthy! Head banging, body wrenching, just ridiculous dubstep by our favorites Datsik and Excision. These guys never fail to melt my face!

SLEEP

Boysnoize records presentsss: 
02.Shadow Dancer - Parallax (Preview) by Boysnoize Records

BOYS NOIZE - SHINE SHINE (AC SLATER BOOTLEG REMIX) by Boysnoize Records

Nemur (Walls Of Guitars) - Dusty Kid There's a reason the album is called Raver's Diary. All the way from Cagliari Italy, Dusty Kid has been running the gamut from electronica to psychedelic to techno, but lately, it's all been dark. Neo-noir? Fortunately, this track's way upbeat in a somnambulistic kinda way. Plus soothing male vocals thankyouverymuch.

Summer's Gonna Hurt You (Diplo 2010 Remix) - Diplo In my opinion, his un-collaborative best of 2010. Hands down and hats off. +++


Acid Food - Mogwai Here's some old Mogwai to send you fast into REM. New album comin' phast atcha Feb. 15! It's called "Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will." Check the cover. Expect to see it here first. 

Glazed - Brackles Just more ethereal wobbles and steadily unsteady implosion from Diplo's "Blow Your Head" selection. Win.

Resealable Friendship (Starkey Remix) - Rudi Zygadlo Cheeeckk eeettttt.

VITALIC: I Finna Dance All Night Long

VITALIC
Electro House for Your Third Eye
It's all visceral
Check this French dude's tracks, remixes, and mind-fucking videos down low.
One Above One

Second Lives (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

See the Sea (Red)

Poison Lips (Original Radio Mix)

Poison Lips (Captain Flash Remix)

Flashmob (Popof Remix)

Hunting and Fishing

Terminateur Benelux (John Lord Remix)

Your Disco Song HIS FIRST SINGLE 

Allan Dellon

Some of the most rad music videos we've seen. The first one is an actual gem, "cinematographically/aesthetically/phantasmagorically," while the second is just an avant-garde concept altogether. Check the sex-flash from 0:24 to 0:29. Now that's what bathrooms are for, sonnnn.

VITALIC - See The Sea (Red) from //DIY on Vimeo.

VITALIC - Second Lives - INTERNET version from La Film Fabrique on Vimeo.

FUCK

Comme Des Enfants (Le Matos Andy Carmichael Remix) - Coeur De Pirate Favorite song ever. Sweet. Intimate. Again, we love female French vocals. Sexxxy? No shit.

Something Bigger, Something Better - Amanda Blank Not a fuck song, but it is the soundtrack of the womanizer. Yeah, girls want it bigger and better. It's our nature. Best line: "my ladies who got their own cash, know how to sing their hips fast, back and forth to the beat, don't sleep girl, show them how you work that ass." Yey-uhhh.

One (The Prototype Remix) - Swedish House Mafia Before you think this is a party track, check the drop at 1:22-ish. Yeah. We warned you: it's fucking sexy. And dirty. Get down to this. 

Poison Lips (Original Radio Mix) - Vitalic You sensualll? I sensuallll. And Vitalic is sensual. Yeah, they're French. But uff coorseee.

Woop It Up (Mr. Skeleton & B.h(a)ve Remix) - Gio Ft. A Girl & A Gun Gotta do it, gonna tear it uppp, yeahhh! Give a girl this track and a gun (..your gun?), and you've got a party.