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Cinema (Alex Gaudino, Jason Rooney Remix) - Benny Benassi Feat. Gary Go If you haven't heard the original you should do it right now, if you have check this one out. The drop is nasty and has some sick bass.

S&M (Sound Access Remix) - Rihanna Pretty chill beat, but definitely very catchy and awesome vocals.

Blessed (HD Preview) - Avicii ft. Shermanology Avicii Avicii Avicii...if you haven't heard of this guy I don't know where you have been the past year, but he is incredible never makes a bad track. Can't wait to see him drop this at the mainstage Saturday @ ULTRA!

Derezzed (Avicii Remix) - Daft Punk AVICII remixing Daft Punk!! What more could you ask for? This one just came out and it's unbelievable.

Stereo Love (Vuk Milivojevic & Dj Kevin Remix) - Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina This is a remix of the classic stereo love check it out...


New ghettotech, tropical, hip-hop shit we caught on Mad Decent. Downloadabe track + video, FTW!
Toy Selectah- Mex Machine EP Minimix by maddecent

Toy Selectah - El Sabanero from Mad Decent on Vimeo.

PARTY

This another party post in the Spirit of it being FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.....nice surprise at the end ;) - DUBKING

Fiyah! - Thick As Thieves  Would you even believe me if i told you if i personally know this DJ? Thick as Thieves with his freshest new single out for download as a nice march present i the spirit of Ultra, enjoy and support "Thick as Thieves" on FB!

Amplifier On a Dream - Fedde Le Grand vs Empire of the Sun  Ridiculously slick single that is bound to get you moving. This is one of Fedde's old school remixes that is timeless, necessary in your library.

Back & Forth (Fedde's Future Funk Remix) - Fedde Le Grand I heard him drop this at Ultra 2008 or 09 and it was one of the most bumpin tracks that the Carl Cox tent ever felt. When I think of Ultra, this is one of the first memories that comes to my mind.

My God - Laidback Luke You've heard this mixed into sets at clubs and concerts all around the world. Let me bring you the original! make sure you play this at near deafening volumes, why not?

Friday (Dubstep Remix) - Rebecca Black Ok this is kind of shady but this was posted to me in a message on one of my websites, by a gamer nonetheless who remains anonymous. This fucking track is so damn filthy that 13 year old's started driving cars!...o wait that already happens apparently...

PARTY

Sunlight (Spinstyles Remix) by SPINSTYLES

Outside the Lines (Uptown) (Data Romance Remix) - Smokey Robotic This is just ridiculous. And I never say that. Even the lyrics be makin' a girl a little crazy. +++

Sucker Punch (The Only Remix) - GTronic  This is slightly reminiscent of the Bloody Beetroots. Hardcore, soft porn, or whatever, you know!??

Air (Jean Elan Remix) - Eric Amarillo Hard-hitting electr-oh!

Tell Me (Kingdom Edit) - Jacques Greene Steady rise, steady ebb and flow, go go go.

Niton (The Reason) (Boy 8 Bit Remix) - Eric Prydz Trancey.

Stay The Same (Deathface is Different Remix) - Autokratz DEATHFACE. He's playing at the Overthrow Castle in Miami on March 24 alongside Zeds Dead, Caligula, and a bunch of other demi-gods. Buy his new Fall of Man EP here. 

You've heard the original, now here are the remixes. Pure deliciousness, and ultra-purified and sexxxified delirium. +++

Rude Boy feat. Omar LinX (Union Vocal Mix) - Zeds Dead

Rude Boy feat. Omar LinX (The Killabits Remix) - Zeds Dead

Rude Boy feat. Omar LinX (Kissy Sell Out & MC Cobra V.I.P Remix) - Zeds Dead

The Cat (Drive Dealers Remix) - Dusty Kid Don't try this at home. It's really dark, and weird, and eerie, and pretty much exclusively for necrophiliacs. 


And oh yeah. Check out this vid of Steven Angello releasing to the universe SHM's new single, live just yesterdayyy at Future Music Festival. We'll be sure to post a clean downloadable version when it comes out.

Pz out, this is my last post for the rest of the week, and I'm handin' it over to the boys,
Opt!mus

SLEEP

Drowning (Avicii Remix) - Armin Van Buuren feat. Laura V Never in my life thought did I think I'd post Armin Van Buuren, but this one's totally worth it. 

Motivation ft. lil Wayne (Diplo Remix) -  Kelly Rowland "Diplo, Diplo, oh Diplo, where art thou, Diplo? Are thou locked away in the castle of Mad Decent fuckin' dubstep bitches, gettin paid and laid and paper?" "Precisely. But I'm also headlining at Hardfest March 24 at Grand Central Miami, and if thou ist not there, I shall rape your ears in your sleep when I'm done with my set, and not the good kind of rape, either." "Okay. I shall go yonder!" - Transcript of a conversation between an SFP™ follower and the Almighty Diplodocus.

French (feat. Hodgy Beats) (Toro y Moi Remix) - Tyler, The Creator Oh, boy. You know it's gonna be a rough ride when you see the name "Tyler, the Creator." A 20-year-old lyricist like no other (was 19 until 9 days ago) , this West coast rapper will make your children cry and your soul die. Just kidding, but he will break your jaw. Listen to this if you want SWAG... OFWGKTA, ftw!

The Funeral (Butch Clancy Remix) - Band of Horses Hmm. Some people would say this is a track to keep you awake, to hinder slumber and invoke ecstasy. While this may be true, I can totally picture myself getting down to it or just falling asleep if I'm drunk enough. Hm. Maybe we should add a black out section? Hehe. Anyways,  courtesy of ma bitch Freaky Frenchy! +++

Lament For Morning - Raleigh Moncrief Starts off sounding like toads jumping around the lily pads of an LSD pond who emit glorious vocalizations every time they hit the green. You know exxxactly what I mean, right?

A Summer Song - Conner Youngblood Happy-go-fucky. It's guitar, quasi-ethereal male vocals, with some other shit. Idk just go rest on a cloud to this, sonnn.

Stay street,
Opt!mus

FUCK

Might Like You Better (Vaski Remix) - Amanda Blank ^^^^ if the chick getting rammed overhead could tell us what she was jammin' to at that moment, she would tell us she was thrustinn to THIS. Dubsex.

Purp & Yellow (Remix) - Bare Being the gay Wiz Khalifa fanatic that I am, I had to include this in my post... If Wiz were to hear this song, it'd blow the fro right off his head.

Cold As Ice - Specimen A Great dub remix with enough wobbles n drops n suchh to send you into convulsions. Proceed with caution, and enjoy.

And I Love Her (Allure Remix) - The Beatles Switching up the sound a little bit, here's a remix that isn't as upbeat as the other songs on this post, but it's done beautifully and is a definite jam. One of the few Beatle's remixes I can say I really like.

Om Nashi Girls - luketheduke! Found this dude randomly on SoundCloud one day and begged him for the download link to this song. After 3 months the guy finally got back to me and sent me the song. It was well worth the wait. To remix Animal Collective's "My Girls" is no easy task, and he did a fucking incredible job.

Last but definitely not least, Caligula released a music video for Light In The Dark, a song off their most recent project "The Rise EP." My friend, this is like if Little Red Riding Hood met Charlie Sheen and had a baby, and meanwhile The Deceptacon Transformers ganged up on Deadmau5 and they also had a baby. And by some miracle these two fucked up babies met and fuuucked... this would be the shit that they birthed. Enjoy the product of baby fucking.

SUPPORT CALIGULA & buy their EP here!

PARTY

Baby Got Back (Bingo Players Bootleg) - Sir Mix-A-Lot Finally! I've been waiting for a fire remix of this classic. Neva Fall (Alex Gaudino & Jason Rooney Remix) - Casely I'm not exactly a huge fan of the first minute. But the drop! Oh the drop. So different, so hard, so sexy. Enjoy! Give Me Everything (Tonight) - Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer They need to take pitbull off this track but still. FIRE. Turbulence (Original Mix)- Laidback Luke & Steve Aoki feat. Lil Jon I can't wait to hear this at ULTRA! BOMB! +++ Chords (Original Mix) - Afrojack Smooth and subtle but still somehow dancy. A nice track to bring down the mood a little before the next wave of destruction. More (Nicky Romero Bootleg) - Usher Nice hard house remix for all you Usher fans. Yakuba (Original Mix) - Mastiksoul This may not be what you're looking for but you need to take a listen. Whether you love this or not. You WILL appreciate it. Mastiksoul does amazing things with this house beat and latin/portuguese music. S&M (Sidney Samson Club Mix) - Rihanna This should probably be a sex post considering the nature of the lyrics, but the drop is just too good to not be a party song. Besides, shouldn't parties be sexy? That's what we're all about here at SFP ™

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SLEEP

Last noite, I fell asleep for the first time in my life. I had heard crazy stories about this phenomenon before, but never believed a single fuckin' word. I know what you're thinking, WTF YOU CAN SLEEP ALL YOU WANT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! But hey, you should try it. And this should help.

"Little Gangsta" Jay-Z/Radiohead - Fichenaffäre I know you've heard Radiohead's new album you music aficionado, you! It's "King of Limbs" and my fave track is "Little by Little"... but have you heard this? Yes, it sounds delicious against Jay-Z. Whoever thought of this, holla! I call it Thom-Z, or Jay-Yorke. Auno, nigga. +++

Armistice (RAC Remix) - Phoenix Oh, RAC. Why are you so great? Aunno. Sweet tales of sleepin' sonnnn. +++

The Trailer Song (Passion HiFi Dubstep Remix) - Dead Island Shit's the most beautiful chillstep track I have ever heard. Pianostep? Aunno. Anyway it's fuckin' glorious. 

Children (Nhertz Dubstep Remix) - Robert Miles I don't even remember what that old song is called. (Auno.) It's old. And you've heard it. And you probably used to replay it a million times 'cus you were 9 and all you had on your iPod was Spice Girls and Destiny's Child. Here's the dubfix, bitch.

Slowdance (How To Dress Well Seance) - Matthew Dear I don't even know what this is or what dark vortex of love these vocals are trying to drag me into, but it's working. You might need to be really high to enjoy this. Auno. Just warning ya'. 'Cus it's my yob. AUNO, MAN!

FUCK

This is Lazer Tits. She's a feminist and she wants to welcome you back to SFP™ after a small break wherein its editors took a stroll down over to the Grove cemetery where Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video was shot, dug up some corpses, seized their coffins, and went into a dark battery re-charge session. WE STILL KILL THE OLD WAY. Needless to say, we're back with ten times the bloody wompage and electrickk radness than before, and you didn't even think that was possible. You call this a zombie apocalypse? 

Raining (Extended) [feat. Sunsun]- Kaskade & Adam K Kaskade lovers rejoice! This track is HOT! Remember to pace yourself. +++

Kinetic (ATFC Remix) - Golden Girls Fun, freaky, fresh, and bubbly too. Something naked girls covered in molten 69 carat gold would run around to while you chase them and die. 

Run With Your Heart (Cuz Ima Tear It Out Remix) - Sleigh Bells SLEIGH BELLS, FTW! +++

Fear (High Rankin & Evolve or Die Remix) - Ian Brown Super passionate dub that sounds like robot rape. The male vocals and violin make it all better though. Promise.

Man On A Mission (Caligula Remix) - Tony C Three days ago, Caligula, Miami's best and only dubstep duo, had their EP (The Rise) release party @ Vagabond, and somebody actually showed up in one of these. Glory ensued. Anyway, here's something they remixed and released recently.

Stay street,

Opt!mus! Gr!me

P.S. This post is dedicated to Charlie Sheen, the god of the wicked, and a misunderstood genius of grime. Don't ever "normalize it, normalize it, boring stupid." And oh yeah, remember to always party hard enough to make Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards and all of them "look like droopy-eyed armless children!"

Barbra Streisand bangs Charlie Sheen (DJ MILES edit) by thedjmiles