SLEEP

FUCK YOU

if you skip the sleep posts. I do not think you can fathom the immensity of the sandpaper dildo I will shove up your ass if you don't start checking them this instant you fuckin' fuck. Everyone sleeps, vegetates, and gets hella' high. And you know you damn well need epic melodies and glorious tunes to complete all of those difficult activities. Yeah, you're welcome, sonnnn.

And now, da tunage!

Semblance of Sound - DJ BAHLER I sorta dig DJ Bahler. He reminds me of growing up. Of the time before I was a full-flex "music snob" as they're calling us. Funny thing is, I listen to shit by broke and struggling artists that may never make it big. Ever. So explain again how that is "snobby," at all? Kinda the opposite, I think. So tell that to the haters listening to Nicki Minaj on vinyl. Suck a dick, Urban Outfitters. (Bonus: this track features Fuse by Hudson Mowhawke. If you wanna be a real "snob," get into experimental hip hop-- now.)

Breathe Me (Butch Clancy Remix) - Sia Delicious. From Detroit, Michigan, this dubstep/elecro/experimental-focused Butch Clancy character never fails. And if you think he does, it's you that's failing. Win to this. 

Moonlight Sonata (Sound Remedy Remix) - Beethoven I live for remixes of classical music. But since they're to die for, I guess I "die" for them? Anyway, Sound Remedy pulled off some serious Wolfgang Gartner shit. Hats off.

Why Even Try (RAC Remix) - Theophilus London True or False: When you see the word "Remix," 5 out of 10 times it has the letters "RAC" sitting right before it. True, and you love it. Another track by Theophilus London, my favorite. Vocals by him and some chick, plus nice piano instrumentals and sweet chimes. 

Everything To Me - LIPS Songs LIPS is from New Zealand. And she's Brooklyn-based. And she has a delicious voice. And and she does everything by herself. Seriously, she's a one-chick show. Props? Props.

The Broken Places (Extended Version) - Moby I decided you only deserve to listen to this if you made it to the end. And you did. Moby means true emotion. He's all about authentic harmonies that transcend the limits of technical manipulation because his gift (and it is a gift) seemingly effortlessly allows for the creation of aural aesthetics (as if by electro-divine providence) that need not be called "eargasmic," because words will just never suffice. Hot damn, I sure can bullshit.

Opt!mus Gr!me Queen