PARTY

Good Evening, and Hello. We are gathered here today, on the filthiest website ever to be erected by a Sacred Heart attendee, to celebrate these tunes that are guaranteed to bring fumes to your ears. Whether you find that to be unhealthy or ridiculously fucking rad is up to you. Sincerely, Mr. T.

Workout Plan (Galaktic Knights Remix) - Kanye West This is my absolute favorite yeezy song remixed in the best way possible. I can't believe it took me until about a week ago to realize that this remix even existed. Add this to your Workout playlist to ensure better results than P90X could ever promise.

Switchblade - HEARTSREVOLUTION For those of you who don't know much about anything, HEARTSREVOLUTION is preetttyyy much the American equivalent to Crystal Castles. Give this song a listen for that fuming eardrums effect i spoke of earlier.

Hot-N-Fun (Boys Noize Remix) - N.E.R.D. Ft. Nelly Furtado I've seen some grimy shit arise just from listening to this song. No joke. Play it at your local shindig and let your hormones run wild for a while.

Neva Fall (Alex Gaudino & James Rooney Remix) - Casely I'm not one for lengthy mixes, but this is 8 minutes of pure awesomeness. House fans will enjoy this one.

Russian Lullaby - Butch Clancy If you're not a Butch Clancy fan, you're probably a faggot. If at this moment you are denying your homosexuality, don't stress, you'll find your way out of the closet soon. But wait, it's not too late to change how fucking gay you actually are! Listen to this and let the wobbles and drops beat the glitter off of your feminine side, you homo. Pop, pop, bang.

Yonkers (Barbaric Merits Remix) - Tyler, The Creator Sick dub remix of the song that will make you scared to go to sleep for the rest of the year. If you don't know what Tyler, The Creator is (not a human) or wtf OFWGKTA means, follow @fucktyler on twitter and get ready to be offended by everything he says. Parental Discretion is Despised. Golf Wang.

Vamos A La Playa (Scotty Remix) - Loona On the brighter side of today's post, this is a catchy summer jam that makes you feel like driving down to the beach immediately to get super duper fucked up. Enjoy, and try not to get carried away by the tide.

Wolfpack Party (Dino Roc Remix) - The Pack Last but not least, here's a must have throwback jam perfect for a party of any sort. Fill your glass up as you sing along to the smooth lyrics that make you feel like you're the hottest shit on Earth. Yes, I'm a baller.

PEACE