Monday, May 9, 2011

FUCK

First off, I'd like to announce that you and the SFP crew will be tearing it up at Skrillex @ Grand Central Miami on July 16th, an event that seems more worthy of being a national holiday than two fugly Brits publicly vowing to never have fun again. We'll be posting the link to purchase tixxx right when they come out, as usual.

Night by Night (NEUS Dubstep Remix) - Chromeo Hello, banger. Total revamp of the original and of every other remix you've ever heard. Straight philthy. I tell her while we're at it we can work it night by night. 

Gold Guns Girls (Nit Grit & Stephan Jacobs Remix) - Metric Fast-paced trippy basslines and sexy vocals. 

Call Your Girlfriend (Feed Me Remix) - Robyn Starts off cute, but don't you dare underestimate. Feed Me never fails to deliver his filth straight to your mouth. And you fucking love it.

Let Breath (Original Mix) - Wiley Webb Very original sound. Nice electro, sick vocals that sound like some seductress robot-vixen trying to lure you into her trance-like world of beats.

Silly Girl (Brenton Duvall Remix ft. Wiz Khalifa) - Neon Hitch It's that shit that won't stop streaming on the radio, except instead of garbage, shit's raaad.

Stay street!


PARTY

Louder (Doctor P & Flux Pavilion Remix) - DJ Fresh Newest track by DJ Fresh. It's available to buy on June 3rd, but who the waits to buy shit when it comes out? Filthy ass drop and lovely vocals. You heard it, sonnn.

Pop On Acid - Afrojack Dirty-ass electro that ultra-sexxxifies Pacha on the Sunrise. It gets really nasty toward the end, and don't even pretend you didn't ask for it.

Rockafeller Skank (Original Mix) - Fatboy Slim & Koen Groeneveld If you're a drunk skank, here's your poison. If you're not, here's your poison. If you're not into poison, here's your fucking poison. Take it!

The Corruption - Caligula Lo and behold, their latest mixtape. Heard it live myself Friday night as they opened for Zeds Dead. They fucking killed it. Check my shit. This is type of thing you play and think, "kill like nobody's watching."

First Of The Year - Skrillex BBC radio streamed this shit not too long ago. It's almost five minutes of "resampling goodness and crunk, growling bass coming in and out this guy, totally out of control," as Behind These Eyes would put it.

Houdini RAC Remix - Foster the People Wanted to end this post on a hazier note, less rage and more blurred out, like those bitches below. This is one of those 4 AM kind of drunk tracks you blast even though you don't need to, and probably shouldn't, but you still do 'cus don't want the night to end.

Stay street!
O.G.

Oh and get ready for the new site we're hitting you with in the next few days. Revampin' shit whatuppp.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

SLEEP

After being aurally destroyed by Zeds Dead last night, OG needed some sleeping tunes, and this was her poison:

Solveig stikes back after his worldwide hit, "Hello."
Martin Solveig feat Kele - Ready 2 Go (Hardwell Remix) by HARDWELL

Young Luv - Christian AIDS Christian AIDS is a practically anonymous duo from Manchester, droppin' the sort of tracks that make you wish it were 5am and you weren't sober. Synths, blurred vocals, and what sounds like gold-coated triangle chimes get you offfff, son.

Polyhurt and Slow Peels by Com Truise. Tom Cruise is literally a bedroom producer, crafting his EP from his home on a cluster of analogue equipment that he's been working with for over ten years. Sounds like an 80's flick soundtrack. It's a win.

Locomotive (Beach Fossils Remix) - Alex Winston Bitch from Motown who plays a million instruments like a damn boss. Don't question it.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

REBEL † GROUPE PARTY

MIAMI LISTEN UP: 
This month, we are going to slap you in the face with something big, and hard, and we know you want it. SFP presents to you: 
 
Rebel † Groupe Party
@ SoBe Loft, 2228 Park Ave. | Miami Beach, FL
Friday, May 20th, 2011 from 10:00 PM - 4:00 AM EST
Purchase wristbands here.

This extravaganza has all the X-rated and high-profile luxury you need, and more fucking, and partying than you could ask for (sorry, no sleeping). For many of us, this is a night to bid our debaucherous goodbyes to the city we know and love, so don't miss it.

If you were wondering what the simple $70 price tag includes, here's your poison:
  • No ID check at the entrance
  • 4-story South Beach loft (6000 Sq. ft)
  • 3 OPEN bars all night
  • 100+ bottles
  • DJ spinning from the second story balcony overlooking the dance floor
  • Bouncers 
  • Dancers 
  • Flame throwers
  • ...need we say more? 
  • Bonus: There will be disposable cameras all over the house that you will be able to take pictures with. All photographs will be posted online. They are not digital so there is no going back and deleting, and no discretion or privacy. The craziest shots will be featured right on this site in our next posts!
*Maximum capacity is 500 so get your tickets now. All sales end May 1st.*

WIN  FREE  VIP † WRISTBANDS:
Being a VIP amongst the Rebel Groupe means more thangetting first service at any of the three open bars. Unlike the others, VIP Wristbands cannot be purchased. They are personally bestowed upon a select-few group of rebels, and we are giving away just two.
How to win: Think you can top our graphics? Design an SFP banner with images and text (such as the one we have now) or graphic design that you think represents the essence of SFP™ and the Rebel Groupe LLC (see mission statement on home page). In addition to a VIP wristband, the winner gets his or her template featured as our new site banner, AND on our stickers, AND on the posters at the party with your name signed underneath. In addition to e-mailing us your design to SleepFckParty@gmail.com (no "U"), you must send us 30 names of people you got to like our SFP fan pageWe are saving our current list of fans as we speak and cross-referencing our contestant's lists, so no cheating! SO GET TO DESIGNING!
Oh, and let's see if we can make the bathrooms look a little like thisand probably this ;)

Just a few pictures to get you excited:


There will be hand-selected, smoking-hot bartenders who graduated at the top of their class.
Can perform various tricks, such as the above
.
For more information, visit: RebelGroupe.com

Love, Opt!mus G.

OFWGKTA

The ODD FUTURE is NOW.

OFWGKTADGAFLLBBLS, or Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All Don't Give A Fuck Litter Life Bacon Boys Loiter Squad you know where the fuck we at. Elaborate, you say?...... Well, Odd Future (for those of you that have been living under a rock all year) is the equivalent to what Joseph Stalin would sound like if he was a rapper. Consisting of around 9 members, (who are not all rappers or musicians) the Golf Wang hooligans have been causing a ruckus in the hip-hop world for quite some time.


Below is the Odd Future set I prepared for SFP. It's designed to be listened to one track at a time w.o skipping around, but who the fuck am I to tell you what to do? Listen to whatever tracks you want, but prepare your mind for a fucking and your draws for a scaring.
OFWGKTA by Mr. T SFP

Tyler, The Creator: Rapper/Producer/Leader

Tyler's songs in the set:
Tron Cat
Splatter
Bastard
Shitty Freestyle
Slow it Down
Swag Me Out
Orang Juice
AssMilk
Sandwitches
French!




Leader and creator of the crew, he is the Inglorious Bastard who really put OF on the radar. His lyrics and actions are probably the most graphic of all the members, which is why he stands out so much from the rest of the wolves. Tyler is a lyrical genius. Every line has a deeper meaning, it just might not be as apparent as you think.

Earl Sweatshirt: Rapper

Earl's songs in the set:
Stick Up
Luper
Dat Ass
AssMilk
Kill
EARL
epaR
Molliwopped

Tyler's little brother (it isn't clear if they are really blood related or not). Earl recorded his first album at the age of 15, and is easily the most talented rapper of the group. He has been "missing" for about a year now but will return to the gang soon so they can finish their plans for world domination.

Hodgy Beats: Rapper

Hodgy's songs in the set:
TANGGOLF
StripClub
Sandwitches
Round and Round
Who Dat
Shitty Freestyle
ElephunkCircus
SmokeSumKushWithMe
Loco
Slow It Down
French!
Thuggin
Brain
Mystery

My personal favorite rapper of the group. Hodgy is also part of one of the three subgroups of Odd Future, MellowHype. At concerts, Hodgy and Tyler are usually the main focus on stage, while the other wolves roam around stage diving and singing with them.

Domo Genesis: Rapper

Domo's songs in the set:
TANGGOLF
Who Dat
Brain
Last Roll
Buzzin



Deemed the "Weed Rapper" of the group, Domo has a chill ass flow for days. There was a small feud between his fans and Wiz Khalifa because Wiz "took" Domo's album name Rolling Papers. Domo is actually a huge Wiz Khalifa fan and the two have no beef over the album name.

Left Brain: Producer

MellowHype/Left Brain's songs in the set:
Stripclub
ElephunkCircus
SmokeSumKushWithMe
Rasta
Forest Green
Loco
Brain
Thuggin
Swag Me Out
Left Brain puts the "Mellow" in MellowHype (which obviously means Hodgy is the the "Hype"). He produces all the beats for MellowHype and some of the beats for the other Odd Rappers.

Mike G: Rapper

Mike G's songs in the set:
Stick Up
King
Welcome2La
Round and Round
Forest Green
Moracular World



Mike G is the most underrated rapper in Odd Future. I've listened to his song, Stick Up, so many times that I can't roam the halls of BJ Prep without screaming "IT'S A STICK UP!" every once in a while.

Syd Bennett (aka Syd Tha Kyd): Producer/DJ











Syd is the lesbian spinning the beats for the group while they preform on stage. Her laugh is funny as fuck too. You can hear it in the background of AssMilk when Earl and Tyler are fighting.

Taco Bennett: Director/Photographer

Taco's songs in the set:
Swag Me Out










Syd's little brother. He's rapped in like 2 of OF's songs but he doesn't really do anything in the group besides skate and cause havoc with the rest of them. He did direct a few music videos with Tyler though.

Jasper (aka Jasper Dolphin): Parody Rapper/Skateboarder

Jasper's songs in the set:
Swag Me Out
Round and Round








Anytime you hear Jasper in a song you know it's gonna be a joke. He's another "Taco" of the group.



My Favorite Wolf Gang Interview:



Enjoy, and as always, KEEP IT TRILL +++
Mr. T
SWAG.

Monday, May 2, 2011

FUCK

OK, so maybe I don't actually fuck to these tunes...My bad but if you ever decide to, tell your partner DUBKING is sorry.

Anyways, Calvertron is one of my favorite artists and here are a few select tracks. If you are in need of absolute filthy bass to the face, please indulge.

Antimatter - Downlink ft. Depone - Pretty fuckin absurd track with Downlink droppin it as usual. May recognize it from the Datsik& Excision set at Ultra ;) 

Geisha - Cyberoptix - This is the track from the famous "how to dance to dubstep" video with the 2 little kids.... its pretty fuckin funny and i actually liked the song so for those who did as well, here it is.

And last but not least, the page with all your Jamaican influenced tune needs! Check this shit out!

Grimey shit sent to our DROPBOX:
the Haunted Windchimes - Find a door [boolean remix] **premaster** by boolean

And check out the big man, will ya?

Calvertron (teaser) from Aaron Lee Seldon on Vimeo.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

PARTY


Died This Way (Skrillex Remix) - Lady Gaga The first time I heard this, I was on a bus on its way to a faraway land. I knew I wouldn't be home for another 20 hours, but I didn't give a fuck. Listening to this on repeat 20 times drained my battery--and my blood--but it was more than worth it. Oh and let's pray for Skrilly, please. Got his hard drive stolen a few days ago (which is how this shit got leaked). Help a nigga retrieve. 

Pixel Cheese (Skrillex Remix) - Deadmau5 & Feed Me So raw. But what else would you expect from King Feed Me. Eat it up, tear it up, live it uppppppp.

Stars Align Tomorrow (Feat. Dimitri Vegas, Dada Life & Like Mike) - Kaskade Not dubstep, but it is beautiful. Dada Life + Kaskade? I'll call it Kasada Life, 'cus this shit's my soundtrack.

Get Involved 2011 (Adam F & Herve Stadium Kaos Remix) - Ginuwine, Timbaland & Missy Elliot This collab shouldn't even be legal. Some of the biggest names in fist-pumping ill shit that's too legit to quit come together to produce this magickal configuration of nether, sulphur, and jizz. Enjoy.

E.T. (Caligula Remix) - Katy Perry After hearing this track for the first time, I whipped out my quill pen and wrote two letters. They went a little like this: Dear Katy Perry, you suck Satan's cock. Dear Caligula, you are Satan. We love you. 

Stay street!
Opt!mus

SLEEP

This shit is real, real special.


HR 8938 Cephei(Original Mix) - Deadmau5 OMG DEADMAU5 MADE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE MY EARS CRY BLOOD! Yeah. It's that good.

Roommates (Remix) - Now, Now Indie rock from Minnesota? Who knew they produced good shit in the middle of nowhere? Check this out. Sexy female vocals and even sexier beats.

Fiebre Tropical - Chucha Santamaria Y Usted Sick duo from Puerto Rico and Brooklyn, now living in California. Mixing dance, pop, and entrancing beats in an effort to create jungle fever for the rest of us. Yeah, you heard it. Check out their artwork

Marriage (Star Slinger Remix) - Gold Panda There have been many remixes but none like this. This shit's been energetically reworked, and then some. Sounds like Hudson Mohawke to me. 

BTSTU - Jai Paul This track celebrates the reappearance of Jai Paul. Completely unique. Beautiful harmony contrasted with a throbbing bass that can only compare to the sounds of the gods gettin' at it. Sick vocals too, sonnn.

Sadness Is A Blessing (Gold Panda Remix) - Lykke Li Gold Panda + Lykke Li is more than unexpected. It's not upbeat, like the rest of those Lykke Li remixes you've got. Shit's dreamlike, creating an ambience of ethereal drowsiness you can only peacefully succumb too. The title says it all. 

Puppets (Royksopp Remix) - Depeche Mode Sick sick sick. Depeche Mode, we thought you were dead. 

Oh yeah, if you're high and you full screen this, it's reallll g00d.


O.G.